real name francis, but if he hears you call him that he'll make you into a jumper. hence 'oi fr... i mean jumper come here please'

we call it crud... he calls it food. nuff said!

this gobbo is just a blury mess of mental violence on the pitch, off the pitch he likes playing chess and practacing yoga.

only he can save us in fumbbl smack

no one likes this gobbo... infact i don't wanna talk about him

as a child he stuck his finger in a sleeping wizard, the thunderbalt that flew out of said wizard has left this goobo with his life long hairstyle.

the master of disguise he'll leave any team stumped as to if he's the ref or not.

erm... do you really need to ask???

mmmmm, gobbo!

foot-sore earned his name after his team mates lined his boots with sand paper, the joke backfired though when he went on to score 3 touchdowns.

frenzy isn't the word for this gobbo, he ain't been to the toilet now for 2 years and boy is he full of pent up rage (amongst other things)

a constant smile is plastered on this gobbos face, it's soooo annoying that even the best trained high elf teams will throw out the play book and just give him a shoeing.

you could be forgiven for thinking that dribble is named for his ball moving skills... sadly the truth is a lil more wet and slimey.