Bark-A-Lot came to life the same moment as the dwarves. When he said his first words, one of the dwarves looked at him and bluntly told him, that he thought that Bark-A-Lot was made of quite a lot of Bark. Impressed by such profound knowledge of trees, Bark-A-Lot took on the name and played BloodBowl ever after.

Ever thought about what a tree might start to do, if he came to life? Wetleaf did, and when he came to life, he started to chase dogs. When the dwarves started to try out chinese food, suddenly all dogs disappeared. So he started to chase BloodBowl players...

The Major was the first porcelaine dwarf to come to life. Although it was measured by time itself, the amount too small to be noticed by any living being. But the Major insisted and became the leader of the pack. Proudly he stated to them, that he would be the one to stand between the trees. no argueing.

Filipe was standing next to the fungi, when he came alive. The first thing to do was to bite into one. Sadly the bitten fungus was poisonous. Filipe fell into a fit, but when he stood up, he had a kind of magical link to fungi. From there on he grew them and brew the famous MoleBeer which the team drinks before each match.

Peter was standing next to the pool, when he came to life. never ever in his existence before he was able to empty his bladder. So it was huge. And the pools water was yellow. Disgusting? Yes, if you think of Fishy......

Carson was the first to taste Filipes beer. But when he did it wasn´t fully evolved. Now all that Carson can see is beautiful colours. Don´t get angry at him, when he confuses your players with food.

Ivan was imported from russia. As he was made of cheaper porcelaine, his rake broke under his enormous weight, when he sprung to life. So they got him a comb. irritatingly he now calls himself a coiffeur. Whatever. Russian....

Ugly as hell. But ugly for a reason. This fierce porcelaine dwarf is the guardian of the barbecue. Yes you heard us. Keep your fingers off the sausages, or he will mistake them for sausages and bite them off.
0 to psycho: 0,2 seconds.

YOU
MAY
NOT
PASS
!
(He fears the day that he will fall off a bridge in Moria)

Women - here he comes. The one, the only, the legendary Rich. He will keep his cloak on, so just scream and scream and scream. He likes it this way.

Hughs IQ was measured at a stunning 12. Stunning his own brain of course. Perhaps this pitiful dwarf will never realize that he came to life at all. But he is happy as long as he can eat.
Stunning fellow, huh?
Now even more, as he is growing bulking muscles, unaware of them, of course...

Benjamin is Fishys brother. When Fishy began to boast about his new job Benjamin started to laugh. The Major made him grow the needed vegetables. We never saw him laughing again.

When Ford was asked by the major what porcelaine dwarves could eat, he came up with some good ideas. Now Steve feeds birds. With his beloved Tommy-Gun and AP and HollowPoint Rounds. Sometimes HE ammo. Take cover!

Ford is the most brilliant of the bunch. He has all the good ideas. For example to stand beneath a bush when it starts to rain.
He is also the chef of the team. Ingeniously he looses hairs in the soup, which makes the rest of the dwarves angry enough to walk onto the pitch. Watch him as he may kill you with a simple spice.

Well.... he trims the roses. Yes. Erm... trims them down, so to speak. Ford gave him his tools and told him that they needed more place for vegetables. Willy cuts down roses for a living. He just loves it. Fanatic. Nuts. The Major told him once, that there were loads of roses on BloodBowl pitches. So he enters the pitch with this strange glare, which makes you feel like a rose.....