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Family Ness
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
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The youngest of the Nessies, Baby-Ness is very cute without any teeth, but you wouldn't want to change his nappy! Unfortunatly he managed to give all the other Nessies measils, but got better when Angus & Elspeth bought him a whole jar of sticky sweets.
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Mighty Blow
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Ba Humbug! Grumpy-Ness is, as you can well imagine, not the nicest of the Nessies. The Victor Meldrew of the loch, always in a bad mood and always moaning on about one thing or another. A Nessy to steer well clear of, even when he's having a good day!
Grumpy-Ness appears in "Silly-Ness and the Bubble Machine". He appears out of the loch when the children blow on their secret thistle whistles, and isn't pleased at the interruption. Whatever that silly professor is up to now, it's not of interest to him.
With his scarf and walking stick, he seams to be a bit of an old Grandpa figure, always going on about the good old days when we had to work down the loch for tuppence an hour day in day out; I don't know - these young Nessies don't know they're born.....
Match 144: Killed <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4375712">Conductor</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=327285">Tenderos</a>. Crochet Awarded (RIP) <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/132631.jpg" align="absmiddle">
Match 173: Quaver Awarded (31spp) <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/132627.jpg" align="absmiddle">
A big Nessy, Heavy-Ness can always be found trying to get Silly-Ness out of Holes along with help from Mighty-Ness. Probably brothers.
Well, the name says it all really, seen here hiding in the woods after an outbreak of measles, caused by a certain Baby-Ness.....
Match 161: (2 TDs) Minim Awarded <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/132632.jpg" align="absmiddle">
Match 179: Quaver Awarded (31spp) <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/132627.jpg" align="absmiddle">
Ferocious-Ness is the original Loch Ness Monster, and enjoys nothing more than scaring people around the loch. Despite his evil look and roar, he is quite a friendly Nessy, and always gets on well with the children. After accidentally sitting on and squashing Elspeth & Angus' model monster, he stood on their float and won 3rd prize in the Loch Ness monster look-a-like contest. He has the uncanny ability to change colour whenever he chooses in order to hide from people on the loch-side. In one episode he changes so much he forgets how to change back again, and has to hide to avoid being caught.
Match 170: (2 TDs) Minim Awarded <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/132632.jpg" align="absmiddle">
The Mayor and Mayoress of Inverness are often to be seen at the local fetés and judging the annual Loch Ness Monster competition.
The Local constable, based at Inverness police station, PC McFuzz often has to deal with emotionally disturbed people claiming to have seen monsters on the shores of Loch Ness. Most, he believes are completely mad, after claims of Nessies trying to drown fishermen whilst water-skiing and those made on April Fool's day.
Angus and Elspeth are the son and daughter of Mr McTout, they live in a little cottage by the side of Loch Ness. They first discovered the Nessies when they stumbled into Silly-Ness whilst playing. Silly-Ness was stuck in a hole on the side of the loch, and after helping to release him, became friends with all the Nessies.
The Mayor and Mayoress of Inverness are often to be seen at the local fetés and judging the annual Loch Ness Monster competition.
Match 175: Killed <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4941677">Thais II</a> of "Faction Orcos 2.0". Crochet Awarded <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/132631.jpg" align="absmiddle">
A mad German sounding professor, who has been thawed by Angus and Elspeth during numerous attempts to catch or photograph the Loch Ness monster. Most notably his underwater telescope and "sherbet fizz" bubble machine which caught Silly-Ness, before shot down by Angus with a Catapult. The prof ended up in his own machine, and was last seen floating in a giant bubble towards Aberdeen.....
Mrs McToffee is the lovely lady, who runs the village sweet shop, but despite this she cares deeply about the children's teeth!