Talabheim Crouching Tigers
"il Capitano" of 'Crouching Tigers' has reasently set a new goal to the team. After 'Tigers' most humiliating game in their history of Blood Bowl, against 'NextOne' Wood elves (pointy eared hippies), he commanded the team to take down Johnny Dancer of the 'NextOnes' at any cost. "That hippie scored 3 goals against us! Forget the Ref boys... Johnny has danced his Last Walz..."
Catch
Dodge
Block
Side Step
Teams "new hope" has played a really promising start of the season. One TD and a Casulty, wich is rare for low strength catchers. Go Donatello, Kill 'em..!
Donatello surprises again, against the Amazons of 'Hooga Booga Tomera', scoring two TD with amazing running game and blocking one casulty...
"It was hard to be focused in the middle of all those gigantic titties..!"
-"After hes sixth game this bad ass runner is starting to show some old age..! Sure he scored twice again, but the rumors tell that he is sufferin some 'old age' niggling injury... What do you say about that Jim?"
-"Youre absolutely right Bob. I heard it from the Coach Mordochai himself. Nobody runs forever in Blood Bowl."
Took the place of "Maximus Decimus", who fell down in game against 'Bloody Reek Hib´s'.
Max Rhino recieved a devastating block to his leg in his second game against Buttle Cowboys and got MA-1. You play, you learn...
This dude is not the most popular amongst the fans... He got thrown by a rock from audience twice in a same day, in two different games. First rock made him miss the rest of the game, the second just got him stunned.
New hair style could help...
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
"I crap bigger than you..!"