Luckily for all involved, in this universe George W never managed to be President, instead playing collage fotball before he was drafted by the Sub-humans.
A rather weak person with the brain of a small dog, what makes him great are his cunning advisors that tell him the difference between the Ball and The Opponent (Both evildoers according to George).

Well, being a racist pig helps in 1d-blocks against gay elves and stupid greenskins.

Kim would never had made the team if it wasnt for his cyberorganic length-enhancing shoes.

Formerly the king of Sweden, due to serious mental retardation (maybe caused by centuries of inbreeding) he was given to Subhumans by the Swedish Government on the condition that he would never be allowed to make any media statement whatsoever.

Always arguing on the LOS (as permanent linefodder), these two has grown inte one player living in a kind of symbiotic relationship. Can't have one without the other.

Runar made his way into sthe starting eleven of massmurderers, morons and religious fanatics by being one of these persons that every decently educated human being should hate on sight. How he does it, no one knows. Maybe its the hair.

Killing journalists and Georgians might be fun, but here Vlaimir kan really enjoy himself! We'll give him dirty player as soon as possible!