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Alf 'Ammerand
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
7
B
75
P
1
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Zoggy the Ziggy
#2
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
22
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
 
Anudda BOB
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
12
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Fanatical Fred
#5
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
8
R
14
B
224
P
6
F
0
G
39
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
13
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
48
XPP
0
SPP
48
Injuries
-av, -ag
Skills
+AG
Block
Guard
Fanatical Fred has shown he is as reliable as Hard Harry, but that he has more ball playing skills to boot.

Together they have been the backbone of the BOB menace on the LOS. Though it is hoped that after the first three games he can now take his game a step further and utilise his ball-playing skills somewhat.

WOW..in his 8th game he got 3 casualties and a TD, which is fantastic for a BOB, unfortunately this super-orc performance drained him so much he lost -1AV after the game, though mastered the art of blocking.
 
Camelcud Dellur
#6
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
14
B
16
P
-1
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Smelly Saussage
#7
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
225
B
143
P
0
F
0
G
40
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
19
Mvp
4
GPP
95
XPP
0
SPP
95
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
+MA
+MA
Mighty Blow
Strip Ball
Sure Hands
Smelly Sausage has shown himself to be a real speadster, and he is looking like a future star of the AFL. He is already the star of this team.

Watch this space!!

And indeed he is the Star Performer with 41 SPP's at the begining of Season III (post-A Cup) he is the clubs leading scorer and has a defensive ability to retrieve the ball as well as carry it far out of opponants reach.
 
Go T'fondlar
#8
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
24
P
1
F
16
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Go was added to the squad after the death of Wellynose Werbosh tripped and died in his game against the Squamata Challengein Season III.

Go will be trying to learn how to play dirty and the team management hope that he learns quick!!
Bungling Borris Brushface
#9
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
9
R
91
B
188
P
11
F
1
G
38
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
17
Td
6
Mvp
5
GPP
81
XPP
0
SPP
81
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
+AG
Guard
Mighty Blow
Pass Block
Tackle
Bungling Borris Brushface has shown his agile talents and will be given more opportunities on the ball as a result. He has been a little unlucky so far with a couple of early crowdpushes denying him time on the pitch.

He quickly developed into a consistantly important player with his Agility making him suitable for on-the-ball work and dodging to blitz targets.

At the begining of Season III (post A Cup) he had 40SPP's making him the clubs second highest point scorer.

Following the death of Club Captain Nasty Norris Nutramulch, Borris has taken over the duties.
 
Stinkin' Sess Pitt
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
2
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Smashin' Steve
#11
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
2
B
180
P
0
F
1
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
12
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
37
XPP
0
SPP
37
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST
Block
Mighty Blow
Smashin Steve joined near the end of Season II, as a replacement.

Early days yet......
 
Rudgat the Repulsive
#12
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
192
P
0
F
1
G
38
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
13
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
41
XPP
0
SPP
41
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Guard
Piling On
Even by Troll standards Rudgat is repulsive, hence his name.

Rudgat started of being very unreliable, but after 5 games he has learnt the art of Blocking, and may turn out to be a good player after all.

Still not a superstar, but an important magnet for Blocks and fouls that draws the stick away from th emore reliable players in the team.
Accurate 'Arry
#13
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
189
B
56
P
69
F
3
G
38
Cp
28
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
43
XPP
0
SPP
43
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
Safe Throw
Accurate 'Arry is the protoge for Long Bomb Broggi. Not as bright as Broggi, he never the less possesses a cunning that makes up for it. Arry will seek to usurp his mentors place by outpassing him on the opportunity arising.
 
Sheeepki Serr
#14
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
11
B
56
P
4
F
1
G
22
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
The newest recruit to the squad signed after the First round exit in the Artist Cup - Season III.

Serr is a versatile squad member that will not see many starts but will provide depth and cover over a long season that is expected with the new format.