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Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
#1
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
1
B
154
P
0
F
0
G
32
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
10
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
-av, m
Skills
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Multiple Block
You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!
#2
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
78
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
-ag, n, m
Skills
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
I'm good at math. U+I=69
#3
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs
#4
Halfling
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
8
P
-1
F
2
G
19
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
-ma, n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
#5
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
10
B
7
P
2
F
4
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Dirty Player
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
#6
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
#7
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
1
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
#8
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Come on, you can't get pregnant the first time!
#9
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
16
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
How'd you like to gain 190 pounds for about 5 minutes?
#10
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
#11
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
You look like a hooker I knew in fresno
#12
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
55
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Are you a tamale? 'Cuz you're hot.
#13
Halfling
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
21
B
18
P
0
F
5
G
30
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
#14
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
You make my software turn into hardware!
#15
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
24
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step