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Brad Pitt
#1
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
171
B
7
P
19
F
1
G
9
Cp
8
In
1
Cs
1
Td
11
Mvp
0
GPP
45
XPP
0
SPP
45
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Catch
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Block
Dodge
Pass Block
It took Brad Pitt a couple of matches to find a niche within the Metro Boys lineup. Obviously with his great looks and chiselled body he wanted to lineup in a Blitzers uniform, but he was unable to secure this position.

Team-mate Beckham has been stealing much of his limelight, but Pitt waited and pounced scoring 4 TD's against C@dbury's Gold. This experience boosted him to Veteran status, and he now challenges for the TD lead and the lead role in his team.

His great skill at picking up and throwing the ball while under close body pressure has also given him a vital few completions. These usually end in Beckhams safe hands, and not long after within the touchdown zone.

Girls and guys scream his name alike. Keep your eyes on Pitt, he's probably on the way to the TD line.
Ewan McGregor
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
31
B
35
P
1
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Side Step
Tackle
 
David Beckham
#3
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
66
B
48
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
9
Mvp
2
GPP
43
XPP
0
SPP
43
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
+MA
Dodge
Tackle
When David isn't waving to fans on the sideline or making sure his hair is gelled and styled just right. He is making his presence felt on the Blood Bowl field.

He may only look like a pretty soft bloke, but take your eyes off him at your own peril. He is likely to dash away and score, making sure to leave himself time for more posing to the cameras.

*Click* *Click*

Not a hair out of place.
George Clooney
#4
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
55
B
5
P
39
F
0
G
9
Cp
12
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
m
Skills
Pass
Accurate
 
Ian Thorpe
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Kyan Douglas
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
28
B
28
P
2
F
0
G
9
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG
Block
The Metro Males required someone on hand at all times to ensure their hair was groomed perfectly at all times.

This is why Kyan Douglas was initially recruited into the side. Technically he isn't really a metro boy, but he did provide necessary service to the true metro males in the side. Since these early days he has really managed to cement his spot in the side.

His styling and grooming skills pail into insignificance when compared to his skills on the Blood Bowl field. He has become the most nimble of an already agile team. This agility should put him in good standing for his games to come. Hopefully these are many.

Kyan's quote "I'll be able to cut your hair, right after I score this game winning touchdown."
 
Thom Filicia
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
1
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Carson Kressley
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
19
P
2
F
0
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Jai Rodriguez
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
6
B
12
P
1
F
1
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Guard
Michael Clarke
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
-3
B
7
P
5
F
1
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
C@dburY
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
28
B
53
P
-1
F
1
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST
Block
C@dburY was invited into the team, and at first he just wanted to be one of the stock standard linemen. But his ego would not allow this and with training, and the use of much protein powder and other herbal potions, he has increased his strength.

With further block training, C@dburY is now the one player in the side that can go head to head with Black Orcs, Chaos Warriors and other large overly pumped up juicers.

C@dburY has been heard to comment that you don't get to be as good as him without hard work, and motivation, which he assures everyone he has. None of the Metro Boys will refuse this now...he is easily the toughest of the lot.

The fans are hoping that C@dburY will continue to score, and increase his casualties, and thus ensure his spot at the top of the line.
Brett Lee
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
9
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Michael Flatley
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
1
B
9
P
-1
F
1
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
n
Skills
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