nicknamed der Kaiser ("the emperor") because of his elegant style, his leadership qualities, his first name "Franz" (reminiscent of the Lustrian emperors), and his dominance on the bloodbowl pitch.

He had become a regular in the Borussia Orcmund line up, wearing the shirt number 11, before he became a surprise member of the Orcland national bloodbowl team in 2006 despite never having been capped previously.

It is believed that Orcdonkuhr, noted for his acceleration, can cover 100 metres in a mere 10.9 seconds. This is quicker than his Elvish equivalent Theodil Woodcott.

If there has ever been a player with really no kick skill at all it must have been David Break'em; despite that his immense popularity and iconic style have gained Orcland more than just one Fanfactor...

He married Pork-Spice Worgtoria Adams in 1999.

"Dagger how could you score that incredible touchdown despite the fierce opposing defense ?"

"Hargh, It wuz da hand of Nuffle..." -Dagger replied and made himself famous and infamous in the very same match....