Players eaten:

1. Tom Smallbranch of the Kestrels (tender and succulent!)
2. Uls Flintfire of the Karak Norn Thanes (indigestion!)

Look for Mungalucka brand seasoning on store shelves soon! A delicious blend of dirt, bugs, and seven other secret spices (Mungalucka's private blend!). It goes great on Goblin, Halfling, Elf and even Humans! (for dwarves and orcs we suggest Mungalucka's special tenderizing blend)

Remember, when you're about to throw down an opponent (literally), reach for Mungalucka's brand seasoning for the savory flavor only a stone troll can provide!!

*BAM!!!*

The esteemed Gribly the Skeleton Smasher! Team leader and all around rotten person. Driving the team to higher highs and stooping to the lowest lows, anything to win a game and get some gold! A true inspiration to all Goblins around.

Single handedly (with two assists) send a Desire for Death skeleton back to the grave, Gribly now has a fancy new club made of a femur he uses to whip the other goblins into shape.

Thriptz has in his souvenier box...

The pointy ears of Ian Greatoak! Ex Wood elf

Frigsy is quite the little thug! He's always had a heavy hand with the hatchet when in the off season practice sessions (i.e. pillaging orphanages for the donation boxes) and this enthusiasm has carried over into the sanctioned games. So far he's permanantly retired the following players..

Mark Dandelion, ex wood elf.


Keep up the good work Frigsy! We LUV Ya!

Thungamudz is looking stronger than ever in recent matches. Rumours of troll growth hormone abuse are running rampant in the Academy division, though Gribly has denied any allegations of abuse.

"Big Thung 'as never KNOWinnly took any leeg banned substancers, per say." Gribly has been quoted (with a wink).

Our reporters have discovered that Thungamudz has been in fact fed a steady diet of muscle-building halflings from the village of Testosterone-on-the-green. As these meals are arranged by Gribly himself, could it be that Thungamudz is an unknowing victim of unscrupulous management?

The troll had this to say...

"SOD OFF!! GrrrRAURGH!"

..and promptly smashed our camera elf. We fled the locker room in terror as he began devouring our compatriot much to the glee of the rest of the team. Hormone induced rage or normal troll behavior? We leave that decision to you, cause we're never going to try to interview him again.