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Portbury Pirates
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A co-founder of the Pirates DBB looks after the teams finances.
He has played in almost all this newbie teams matches but has had to miss a couple recording the deaths of teammates and finding space for the aleady overfull club burial plot.
DBB's eye for a pass on the pitch is matched only by his eye for a deal off of it.
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Dubbed 'Bastard' Bert by many coaches this flash of lightning has the ability to
get the pirates out of any mire.
Good ol'Bert also likes to get stuck in and thinks he is the best blitzer in the team (after the Gaffer of course).
He can dance around the big guys and survive a big hit, a real pro..when his dodgy knee doesnt kick in.
Dubbed by his teammates 'the weather vane' ol'bert knows when we are in for bad weather, his knee's play up and he stays at home on gameday with a hot cup of milky, sweet tea.
Chip very recently started his career and in his first outing suffered a fractured skull during a match with dark elves.
Chip was told to retire by the opposing team coach but he didnt like this.
It made him angry, very angry.
He has since developed an evil streak blamed on the dark elf encounter.
In his next (and 2nd ever!) outing on his teams first turn he could be heard shouting 'mine' at a bouncing ball.
Suddenly anger took hold and he stamped on a nearby wolf causing him to be sparked out for the whole of the first half. Warned by the ref his eyes glowed red. next turn another wolf slipped nearby, the glint worsened and Chip again ran over and booted the wolf between the eyes knocking him out for the whole half as well!!.
Of course the Pirates fans love this nastiness and buy chip a hot butty at kick off, as he rarely stays on the pitch for more than two turns.