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DBB
#1
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
97
B
25
P
71
F
0
G
17
Cp
13
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
m
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
A co-founder of the Pirates DBB looks after the teams finances.

He has played in almost all this newbie teams matches but has had to miss a couple recording the deaths of teammates and finding space for the aleady overfull club burial plot.

DBB's eye for a pass on the pitch is matched only by his eye for a deal off of it.
Bert Wooster
#2
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
123
B
29
P
12
F
1
G
17
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
14
Mvp
1
GPP
50
XPP
0
SPP
50
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Block
Side Step
Sprint
Dubbed 'Bastard' Bert by many coaches this flash of lightning has the ability to
get the pirates out of any mire.

Good ol'Bert also likes to get stuck in and thinks he is the best blitzer in the team (after the Gaffer of course).

He can dance around the big guys and survive a big hit, a real pro..when his dodgy knee doesnt kick in.

Dubbed by his teammates 'the weather vane' ol'bert knows when we are in for bad weather, his knee's play up and he stays at home on gameday with a hot cup of milky, sweet tea.
 
Gaffer's son
#3
Storm Vermin
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Ferrari Firetoes
#4
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
71
B
11
P
24
F
0
G
8
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
6
Mvp
0
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Block
Side Step
 
Crusty Yellownail
#5
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Waldo
#6
Storm Vermin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
100
P
0
F
1
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block
Claw
Tackle
 
Jon DOE jnr
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
2
B
10
P
1
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG
Chip Butty
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
6
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dirty Player
Chip very recently started his career and in his first outing suffered a fractured skull during a match with dark elves.
Chip was told to retire by the opposing team coach but he didnt like this.
It made him angry, very angry.
He has since developed an evil streak blamed on the dark elf encounter.
In his next (and 2nd ever!) outing on his teams first turn he could be heard shouting 'mine' at a bouncing ball.
Suddenly anger took hold and he stamped on a nearby wolf causing him to be sparked out for the whole of the first half. Warned by the ref his eyes glowed red. next turn another wolf slipped nearby, the glint worsened and Chip again ran over and booted the wolf between the eyes knocking him out for the whole half as well!!.

Of course the Pirates fans love this nastiness and buy chip a hot butty at kick off, as he rarely stays on the pitch for more than two turns.
 
Cheesy Smellyfeet II
#10
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Flash Silverfox
#12
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge