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Nuffle's Centrefolds
Honet Eatwell is another of the "Big Sisters" in Nuffle's centerfolds. Unlike Asia Carrera though her reaction to the copious quantities of steriods that they often consume has not been entirely positive. Often times she is completley unable to take the field due to her disgustingly engorged limbs, forced to waddle to the dugout, she can only watch as her team takes part.
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Recruited as a catcher, Asia Carrera's steroid addiction has created in her an unusual combination. She is now the catcher/enforcer of nuffle's centerfolds, with a small but growing collection of scalps. She despises elves, and can often be heard screaming "are you man enough for me!" to her victims before crushing skulls.
The head coach recruited Jennifer after watching hours and hours and hours of her on tape. He must have seen something but commentators are at a loss as to what, she has averaged half a completion per game. But she does look great throwin a ball around in a short skirt.
The place kicker of Nuffle's centerfolds. Kristy Kanyon vies with Chloe Jones for the most often awarded MVP. Commentators asure us that this has nothing to do with her ability to suck a golfball down a twenty foot hose. She thinks MVP stands for "Moist Vagina Present", which it certainly is if the mvp is up for grabs.
Kobi Tai has recently thrown her hat into the ring for the centerfolds most valuable player competition. Actually, it was her panties that she threw. So far it has been a successful tactic, and her onfield presence doesn't seem to be hampered by the absence of underwear.
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Tied for the most common recipient of the mvp award, Chloe Jones and Kristy Canyon have been known to "persuade" commentators and coaches alike into nominating them the prestigious MVP. Chloe still thinks it stands for "Most Voluptous Player"
This just in! Chloe Jones has just been awarded her fourth MVP! Those responsible for the award have been unavailable to the press. And their wives. And to reality since Chloe 'persuaded' them for an amazing three hours! Congrats Chloe...