Szegedy
http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6876045

In his former life, t'was a 7 3 4 7 Norse Blitzer with a mighty left hook and a penchant for body-slamming. He was in the middle of exhibiting his "Drunken Monkey" style of pitch warfare when he realized he literally was the only person doing anything of note on the team. With the rest of his comrades keeled over in front of an empty keg in the KO box for the majority of the game - he decided it was time to stop leaving his blood, sweat and tears on the pitch for a team that didn't have his back.

He punched his way through the opposition's line... sat down to read a Snoopy comic (that's what was going through his mind anyway, as Snoopy's claws opened his head like a bag of chips)... and quietly died.

AND ecstatic to join a team that welcomed him with open arms and an offer for a fresh outlook on un-life. Here's to you, Szegedy!!