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Farghoth Bonegrinder
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
142
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
15
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle (30k)
Multiple Block (30k)
Farghoth's time had come, he knew it. With a fantastic performance he ended his career and shortly after that, his life. He climbed up the mountain, reached out for the biggest rock he could find and lifted it over his head. Farghoth stood there for days, but finally his end came. His teammates brought his smashed body to their cave, where the mighty troll regenerated all his injuries and started his life again.
His second incarnation was great. He stood like a mountain and smashed his opponents like an avalanche. But after 39 games and 56 casualties, the signs of old age showed up again. He couldn't stand this situation and longed for regeneration. Thus, he brought an end to his second life. This incarnation didn't last long. After just 6 games, he was slain. But he regenerated even a third time and was back again.
3 games later, after he learned to use skills that are very rare for his race (at least after some weird colored winds - the winds of change - blew through the world), his leg was smashed by an angry goblin with a huge metalflail. The wound was so deep, that he decided it was time to regenerate again. Thus he ate even more broccoli than Zoghgrut, which resulted in an even bigger explosion. Nontheless his teammates found the regenerating piece of him, and shortly after that, Farghoth was back again. All hail to mighty Farghoth! Death and victory!

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 1
SI / aging : 3
too famous : 0
Bozrogh Ironstomach
#2
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
186
P
0
F
0
G
31
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
25
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
55
XPP
0
SPP
55
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Block (30k)
Break Tackle (30k)
Multiple Block (30k)
Tackle (30k)
The mighty Bozrogh commited suicide! He suffered from an injury, caused by the immense weight of his muscles. He hung himself in he corner of the cave, first unnoticed by his teammates. He got decapitated by the rope and his head rolled between his comrades. They tried desperately to heal him, but nothing helped. At the day of Bozroghs funeral, his head started to grow again. He regenerated his death...
His second body was good for 38 casualties, but then it grew old again. This time he threw himself in the deepest chasm he could find, just to come back with a new body after a few days.
His third body wasnt a good one, it was too fragile. It was ripped apart by a mounted squig and its innards were spread all over the pitch. The apo said Bozrogh was dead, but the team knew it better. They took his "corpse" with them and waited for the regeneration. And there he was, back again.
But only for six games. Just like his third body, the fourth wasn't hard enough. Signs of exhaustion started to show, and he took his old rope out of the corner...
All hail to the mighty Bozrogh! May your fifth body last eternally.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 1
SI / aging : 3
too famous : 0
 
Zoghgrut Fleshgulper
#3
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
4
B
176
P
0
F
0
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
24
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
58
XPP
0
SPP
58
Injuries
n
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Block (30k)
Break Tackle (30k)
Guard (30k)
Multiple Block (30k)
The fans were shocked as Zoghgrut fell under the claws of a Kroxigor, it actually seemed like he was dead. His teammates took him back to the teamcave and started discussing his great funeral. Farghoth got bored and started eating Zoghgrut's brain. Suddenly Zoghgrut came back to life and the whole team celebrated. All Hail to Zoghgrut Fleshgulper, may he smash as many infidels as he did before! And good luck with regenerating that brain.
Zoghgrut's new body was a good one. He smashed 57 enemies and even scored a touchdown. But after 38 games and 127 spp he started to feel his age. His muscles started to shrink and he knew it was time to go. He ran through the whole cave, from one end to the other, and smashed his head against the wall with all his might. His neck broke and his body died. But he regenerated and is now back on the pitch again, same soul, fresh body.
His third body didn't last long. After just 17 games it grew old and made Zoghgrut unreliable. And so he decided it was time for a new start again. He ate a ton of broccoli and "died" shortly after that, as his stomach exploded. His teammates looked for the largest piece of Zoghgrut and waited for him to regenerate. And he did it. Again.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 1
SI / aging : 2
too famous : 0
Grippz "holds his booze"
#4
Snotling Goon
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
His smashed hands caused two short BB-breaks for him, exactly like the teeth of Zoghgrut. He ate Grippz' arms and legs, tired of Grippz' showing-off. Grippz regenerated both injuries just to get "killed" three times during various games -and to get crippled by Zoghgrut further thirteen times. He's also one of the two heroes that aged so far (and he did it twice!), but now he's back on the pitch.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 3
SI / aging : 4
too famous : 14

He accidently regenerated to a snotling one time, so he was eaten immediatly and regenerated to a hero again.
 
Shrabbaz "survived a raid"
#5
Snotling Goon
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
44
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle (30k)
Shrabbaz was eaten by Bozrogh eleven times, because he thought he was more famous than him. But as a true hero, Sharabbaz managed to regenerate out of a single toe that survived Bozrogh's feast. Not far after that, he needed to regenerate four injuries like his buddies. And he "died" three times.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 3
SI / aging : 4
too famous : 11

He accidently regenerated to a snotling one time, so he was eaten immediatly and regenerated to a hero again.
Kramarrk "stole the virgin"
#6
Snotling Goon
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle (30k)
The so called "death" he suffered, took a long time to regenerate. But he made it - just to get hurt again. After a second vacation he came back and jumped into the claws of a Nurgle Beast. His fourth injury was selfinflicted. He saw how many others got eaten by the trolls for becoming too famous, so he smashed his head against the wall - until he forgot all he learned. After that, he "died" twice in two consecutive games, thus becoming the most hurt hero in Mournland. Maybe thats why he got the MVPaward and the fame that made Bozrogh kill him thirteen times... He is also the first hero that aged - and he continues to get hurt. A lot.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 4
SI / aging : 6
too famous : 14
 
Fylthigaz "slayed the boar"
#7
Snotling Goon
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
34
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle (30k)
The trolls wanted to exercise passing and did it with Fylthigaz. Long things short: he managed to regenerate. After that, he got eaten twentyone times, because he became too famous for the trolls, but he regenerated again. Added to this, he needed to recover from two severe injuries and three so-called "deaths".

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 3
SI / aging : 2
too famous : 22
Squished Spider Siblings
#8
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
3
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
They got eaten by the trolls five times, because they became too famous, and they "died" twice. Their superior ability to regenerate helped them to come back, just to get hurt again and again.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 2
SI / aging : 2
too famous : 5
 
Crushed Bones Siblings
#9
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
They were crushed by a Minotaur and the Apothecary thought they were dead. But on the trolls' table, they came back to life. After a few games they became too famous, in the eyes of "someone". That got them eaten four times so far. They also "died" another two times and got seriously hurt once.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 3
SI / aging : 1
too famous : 4
Magic Mushroom Siblings
#10
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Diving Tackle (30k)
Those brave guys got smashed twice and eaten by the trolls five times, but they regenerated all those injuries. They also "died" on the pitch twice. Here they are back again.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 2
SI / aging : 2
too famous : 5
 
Broken Skull Siblings
#11
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
The Broken Skull Siblings tried not to attract attention, but after a whole lot of games they became too famous and got eaten four times since then. Added to that, the players on the pitch started hurting them, and they "died" four times so far.


Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 4
SI / aging : 0
too famous : 4
Rusty Dagger Siblings
#12
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
Their MVP award was the cause for the trolls to eat them after 32 games. And they got eaten five further times after that. They are also the only snotlings that aged so far. To complete their suffering, they had to regenerate three so called "deaths", one because a troll ate them on the pitch.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 3
SI / aging : 1
too famous : 6
 
Bloody Innards Siblings
#13
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
1
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
The brothers of the Bloody Innards Clan got smashed by a Big Guy but managed to regenerate after a short period of "grave-rest". A short time after that they got smashed again. They've been eaten six times because of fame.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 0
SI / aging : 2
too famous : 6

One time retired accidentally.
Black Blade Siblings
#14
Snotling Mob
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Thick Skull
Two Heads
These little brothers took a time-off at their homecave to regenerate their damaged limbs. Two times "killed", injured once, six times eaten because of fame, one time eaten on the pitch.

Off-Pitch regenerations so far :

RIP : 3
SI / aging : 1
too famous : 6
 
Gorecrawler
#15
Pump Wagon
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Ball & Chain
Extra Arms
Nerves Of Steel
Secret Weapon
This thing collapsed three times, after too much bonesmashing. The "mechanics" took care of it, and now it's back.

Repairs needed so far :

RIP : 3
SI / aging : 0
too famous : 0
Blooddozer
#16
Pump Wagon
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Ball & Chain
Extra Arms
Nerves Of Steel
Secret Weapon
After the Blooddozer was severly damaged by crashing into something big, it collapsed six times without an obvious cause.

Repairs needed so far :

RIP : 6
SI / aging : 1
too famous : 0