the freakiest show i know
is the show of my own
living my life in and out
of the twilight zone

bust my britches
bless my soul
i'm a freak of nature
walking totem pole
look and see i think you'll agree
nobody weird like me

intercourse with a porpoise
is a dream for me
hell bent on inventing
a new species

bust my britches
bless my soul
i'm a freak of nature
walking totem pole
look and see i think you'll agree
nobody weird like me

riding down the path
on the back of a giraffe
me and the giraffe laughed
cause i passed some gas

bust my britches
bless my soul
i'm a freak of nature
walking totem pole
look and see i think you'll agree
nobody weird like me

enchanted as a rabbit
that my life is a dream
well everything is never
just as it seems

the freakiest show i know
is the show of my own
living my life in and out
of the twilight zone

Drivin around Ive got my baby and my top down
Mary-go-round I ride you for my love
Throwin me down in the backseat underground
Im on the mound I make it for my love

Makin my way I brake another l.a. day
Time in the town I need it for my love
My chevrolet rollin to another play day
This is the sound I listen for my love

Who, you talkin to, talk to me you
Sound of music
Who, you talkin to, talk to me you
Sound of music

I love you swim through me
Good feelings come to me

Sought and I found a life of makin my blood sound
Do anything for the one I love
Something profound the face of God is in sensoround
Im on the mound I make it for my love

Who, you talkin to, talk to me you
Sound of music
Who, you talkin to, talk to me you
Sound of music

I love you swim through me
Good feelings come to me

I love you swim through me
Good feelings come to me

I love you swim through me
Good feelings come to me

hair so smooth, black as coal
aw baby the way you sway
you wear the dress so very blue
that you take my blues away
she comes and goes that i know
she cums at least once a day
i can't resist i kiss you lips [sic]
you're my sexy mexican maid

my angel girl she sings to me
baby tell me this is not a dream
she's pushing me onto my knees
i'm prayin' to my baby she screams
squeezing me so tight i cry
i'll low you 'till the day i die
let me please get on my knees, i come alone

when i wake up in the morn
she greets me where i lay
i look outside to find that i's a bright and sunny day
so serene she gives to me my toast and marmalade
what more can i say she's my sexy mexican maid

my angel girl she sings to me
baby tell me this is not a dream
she's pushing me onto my knees
i'm prayin' to my baby she screams
squeezing me so tight i cry
i'll low you 'till the day i die
let me please get on my knees, i come alone

she puts me in a bubble bath
she tickles me and i laugh
she washes me until i'm clean
then she does a little sexy dance
happy to feel my hand go slap
upon her sexy ass
we make fun so very slow
then we make it hard and fast

my angel girl she sings to me
baby tell me this is not a dream
she's pushing me onto my knees
i'm prayin' to my baby she screams
squeezing me so tight i cry
i'll low you 'till the day i die
let me please get on my knees, i come alone

L. A. Lakers fast break makers
Kinds of the court shake and bake all takers
Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact
M-a-g-i-c see you on the court
Buck has come to play his way and his way is to thwart
M-a-g-i-c magic of the buck
Other teams pray for dreams
But he don't give a [fuck]
Penetrating the lane like a bullet train
Comes the magic blood a telepathic brain
Knucklehead suckers better duck
When the buck comes through like a truck
Scott stops pops and drops it in
On his way back gets a little skin
From the hand of a man named a. C. Green
Slam so hard break your t.v. Screen
Worthy's hot with his tomahawk
Take it to the hole make your mamma talk
I hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble
Is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble
L. A. Lakers fast break makers
Kings of the court shake and bake all takers
Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact
Lakers are the team that i watch on the telly
Cause they got more moves
That a bowl full of jelly
The buck stops here - pops - then cheers
A roar through the forum
That deafens my ears
The one and only know if his kind
Sits in a throne
Not for the records that he holds
But for being bald and bold
Kareem abdul jabbar
All time great super super star
I hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble
Is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble
Does anybody want some magic johnson
L. A. Lakers fast break makers
Kings of the court shake and bake all takers
Back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact

Hoo, lord !

Well, Im gonna ride a sabertooth horse
Through the hollywood hills
The farther west, the farther out
Yeah, thats the way I feel
Well, I dig the dirt an I dig the dust
I barbecue my meals

Ridin wild on a paisley dragon
Through the hollywood hills, yeah...
Huh, hollywood hills

Well, Im gonna ride a sabertooth horse
Through the hollywood hills
Just dont show me anything
cos thats the way I feel
Well, I dig the dirt an I dig the dust
I barbecue my meals

Ridin wild on a paisley dragon
Through the hollywood hills, yeah...
Huh, hollywood hills

Passion dripping from the coyotes eyes
He can taste his blood
An blood never lies
Pale face die

True men dont kill coyotes
True men dont kill coyotes

Well, Im gonna ride a sabertooth horse
Through the hollywood hills
The farther west, the farther out
Yeah, thats the way I feel
Well, I dig the dirt an I dig the dust
I barbecue my meals

Ridin wild on a paisley dragon
Through the hollywood hills, yeah...
Huh, hollywood hills

Passion dripping from the coyotes eyes
He can taste his blood
An blood never lies
Pale face die

True men dont kill coyotes
True men dont...

Well, Im gonna ride a sabertooth horse
Through the hollywood hills
Just dont tell me anything
cos thats the way I feel
Well, I dig the dirt an I dig the dust
I barbecue my meals

Ridin wild on a paisley dragon
Through the hollywood hills, yeah...
Huh, hollywood hills

Passion dripping from the coyotes eyes
He can taste his blood
An blood never lies
Pale face die

True men dont kill coyotes
True men dont...
True men dont kill coyotes
True men dont...
True men dont kill coyotes
True men dont...

Standin on the corner of civilization
Theres a time theres a place for me
In a world where I cant be found
Cold and mean people give me the creeps

Going to the jungle where the elephant roams
Got to get away gonna make it my home

Losing my taste for the human race
Social grace is a waste of time
Its absurd when I look around
So sublime that we blow my mind

Naked in the rain with a killer whale
I cant taste the salt when I lick his tail

Naked in the rain
Doctor doolittle whats your secret
Give it to me doctor
Dont keep it

I never met an animal that I didnt like
You can come to me I wont bite
Dont you know dog is mans best friend
There is some love that you cant fight

Naked in the rain with black tattoos
Runnin through the woods laughing at the blues

Naked in the rain
Doctor doolittle whats your secret
Give it to me doctor
Dont keep it

Listen to the talking heart in my chest
With this gift good lord I am blessed
Theres a lump and its in my throat
Im in love with the wilderness

Naked in the river skinny dippin my way
In the waterfall I just wanna play

Naked in the rain
Doctor doolittle whats your secret
Give it to me doctor
Dont keep it
Naked in the rain
Doctor doolittle whats your secret
Give it to me doctor
Dont keep it

Three miles off the coast of Beirut
New Jersey's guns get ready to shoot
Take a walk down the firing room
Fire one it's shakedown cruise

Battleship, Battleship

See the sailor boys dressed in blue
Cheer the chance to make the news
Send the shell down the spiral groove
Bombs away it's a shakedown cruise Yeah

Battleship, Battleship