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Lofy Goblinchucker
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block
Not much is known about Lofy... he´s not the talking type! He walked in on practice one day, a lost and hungry troll, maiming and killing everything in his way to satisfy his hunger. The coach ( that would be me) was awestruck be the sight of the troll plowing his way thru the fans eating as much he could stuff into his mouth that he was hired on the spot...Rumor has it that the payment isn´t money but chocolate dipped Goblins....

He takes his roll on the line of scrimmage and wears it like a badge of honour. Occassionaly he chucks a goblin or to down the field, if he´s not to hungry that is!
Nosepicker Redtongue
#2
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
2
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Leap
 
Bruiser Teethshaker
#3
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
19
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
Bruiser has never been more afraid in his life....A no good doer and a lousy spouce, thats the explanation you get if you ask bruisers family about the Blood Bowl player. Forced to take to the field by his 200 Ibs heavier wife, she says " that will serve him good the lazy.....biip.......of a ..biip...and biip......biip, maybe now he will bring home some money the ....biip.....biiiiiiip".
Avoiding his wife has made Bruiser a natural dodger and he fits the teams needs perfectly!

Now, bruiser has two major problems....his wife taking out a life insurance on him and Lofy not dipping him in chocolate.
Narf
#4
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
A 7 feet killingmachine, pure from concience and morale. A destroyer, cannibal, warmonger and head chief of public relations...
 
Morgs
#5
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
53
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Morgs is a natural! Big, strong and stupid! His father was a Blood Bowl player, his grandfather was a Blood Bowl player. He grew up on the field, loving the sights and smells of Blood Bowl. Morgs has a small problem though...he sometimes forget wich team he plays for, his father had the problem and so did his grandfather!
Captainz Weezum
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
26
B
35
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Proud Captain of the Bad Land Mohawks... A master in the making this new rookie has a lot to prove as he plays for the fans.
Strong and swiftfooted he is a menace for the opposing team!
 
Lofer Toesmeller
#7
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
29
B
34
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
Pus Headspinner
#8
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
28
B
31
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Stand Firm
 
Greaser Orcidas
#9
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
57
B
26
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Greaser is the local village hero! He grew up a small and weak Orc toddler being picked on by the bigger orcses until one day, sitting in front of the crystal ball looking at the Blood Bowl finals on cabalvision, he decided he wanted to bee a starplayer on the field of blood. A lot of hard work and dedication and a few steroids later he got drafted to join the local team of Bad Land Mohawks.

Greaser is now the driving power behind the teams powerplays and eyegouging!!
"Green Bomb"
#10
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
89
B
7
P
29
F
0
G
7
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block
A savage Orc with a nack for throwing spears!
-"One sunny day he just stood there, in the middle of the field chanting and dancing to the almighty god, Nuffle. When I approched he took his great spear and chucked it at me pinning me to the ground and i thought.....yiipe, here´s my new thrower".

Green Bomb has the eyes of a hawk and throwingarm blessed by Nuffle but the brain of a 6 foot barbarian on steroids...so....when captain Weezum can actually get him to throw the ball things can actually go well but for the most part, it doesn´t !
 
Uffer
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
20
B
14
P
1
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Okki
#12
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
1
B
12
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Captain Weezum´s older brother and arch rival.... He hates his younger brother and only plays Blood Bowl to prove to everyone that he is better than his no talent brother!
Captain Weezum keeps him on the team as a measuring mark,
if anyone plays as bad as Okki....they are fired!!
 
Gorf Lobbalonger
#13
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
5
B
3
P
5
F
0
G
2
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
The Mohawks newest chucker. Young and daring with Orcish good looks he is a showstopper and a hit with the ladies...eh greenies..thingies!
Az Tuffer
#14
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Urazz "Slayer of Elves"
#15
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Son of the Big Warlord himself, Urazz is a gift from the green gods! Still very young (6 days in the writing) Urazz shows great gift for maiming, screaming and beeing a general Black Orc....and cute as hell!!

Urazz brings newborne power to the team....Orc style!!!!!!!!!!!