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Marsellus Wallace
#1
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
41
B
175
P
7
F
1
G
31
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
6
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
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Origin: Pulp Fiction

<i>"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."</i>

<embed loop="false" autostart="true" hidden="true" src="http://mistermurphy.ifastnet.com/Swordsman8.mp3">
Zero Wolf
#2
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
20
B
180
P
5
F
0
G
30
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
8
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
37
XPP
0
SPP
37
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Mighty Blow
Origin: Apocalypto

<i>"Hey! I'm walking here!"</i>
 
King Leonidas
#3
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
51
B
171
P
3
F
0
G
27
Cp
1
In
1
Cs
11
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
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Mighty Blow
Origin: 300, Battle of Thermopylae

<i>"Give them nothing! But take from them... everything!"</i>
Masuimi Max
#4
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
56
B
143
P
0
F
0
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
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Guard
Origin: Reality. Yes, she's real.
 
Vincent
#5
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
7
B
21
P
0
F
1
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
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Skills
Horns
Tackle
Origin: Collateral

<i>"Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it."</i>
<embed loop="false" autostart="true" hidden="true" src="http://mistermurphy.ifastnet.com/Swordsman5.mp3">
Vincent Vega
#6
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
56
B
136
P
0
F
5
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
4
Mvp
3
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
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-av
Skills
Horns
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Origin: Pulp Fiction

<i>"They call it a Royale with cheese."</i>

<embed loop="false" autostart="true" hidden="true" src="http://mistermurphy.ifastnet.com/Swordsman9.mp3">
 
Jesus Quintana
#7
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
22
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block
Origin: The Big Lebowski

<i>"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s-- with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f---ing trigger 'til it goes 'click.'"</i>
Trent Reznor
#8
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Origin: Nine Inch Nails
 
Ed Reed
#9
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
34
B
137
P
0
F
1
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
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Skills
Horns
Block
Tackle
Origin: Baltimore Ravens - American Football Conference - National Football League

<i>“Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that.”</i>
GG Allin
#10
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
6
B
7
P
0
F
23
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
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Dirty Player
(Added to the team on Synn's behalf)
Origin: Punk Rock

From GG Allin's <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gg_allin>Wikipedia entry</a>:

<i>"Allin is best remembered for his notorious live performances that typically featured wildly transgressive acts such as Allin defecating and urinating onstage, rolling in (and often consuming) excrement, committing self-injury, performing naked, taunting people to perform fellatio on him, and violent actions towards the audience."

"Allin's music, typically shoddily recorded and of mediocre musicianship, has received nearly universally poor reviews from critics."

"At his funeral, Allin's bloated, discolored corpse was dressed in his black leather jacket and trademark jock strap. He had a bottle of Jim Beam beside him in his casket, as per his wishes (openly stated in his self-penned acoustic country ballad, "When I Die"). As part of his brother's request, the mortician was instructed not to wash the corpse (which smelled strongly of feces), or apply any makeup. The funeral became a wild party. Friends posed with the corpse, putting drugs and whiskey into its mouth."</i>
 
Atmosphere (Slug)
#11
Beastman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
188
B
114
P
27
F
3
G
34
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
3
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
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Skills
Horns
+MA
Block
Two Heads
Origin: Rap

<i>"A few years ago, an ex girl of mine
Asked her to put her name out in my rhymes
So I said this line that I'm about to say
It came from the heart and it went this way

Go to hell girl, you make me sick
I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his (d***)
The (f***) makes you think I'd put your name in my record?
There, now I feel a lot better..."</i>
-Atmosphere, Guns and Cigarettes

Slug is a brilliant lyricist. Him having TWO HEADS could explain it..
Allen Iverson
#12
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
55
B
16
P
0
F
6
G
18
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
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Dirty Player
Origin: Denver Nuggets - National Basketball Association

<i>"Put a murderer in a suit, and he's still a murderer."</i>
 
Maynard James Keenan
#13
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Horns
The Dude
#15
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
78
B
23
P
21
F
0
G
11
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
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Skills
Horns
+AG
Origin: The Big Lebowski

<i>"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."</i>