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Avit Ye Scunners!!!
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Rob Anybody
#1
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
14
B
35
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Team Captain.

Performed very well in their fourth match against the Human team "Cats Dancers". In the First half he badly hurt their Catcher "Jennyanydots" and proceeded to score the first touch down. Sadly the uumies managed to turn it around and the end result was a 2-1 loss. But thankfully there was so much violence and mayhem the fans were satisfied and all went home with that warm and fuzzy feeling you can only get from seeing an uumie catcher get their legs broken.
Hamish
#2
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
35
B
9
P
24
F
0
G
6
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
n
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
 
Daft Wullie
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
n, n
Skills
Not As Big As Medium Sized Jock But Bigger Than Wee Jock Jock
#5
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
20
B
7
P
4
F
0
G
7
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
 
Medium Sized Jock
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
9
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Big Yan
#7
Troll
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
41
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
+MA
Saved face for the team in their second game against the Halfing team the "Roundtown Rascals". He did this in the second to last turn by Badly Hurting "Mr. Root" one of their Treeman, leaving the fans with a sense of satisfaction and achievment. This resulted in an increase in their fanbase despite it being an otherwise dissapointing 3-0 defeat.

Seriously Injured Manarre Zorre, the troll slayer of the dwarf team "Hamnargloshs Shine", whilst this seemed to be wonderful poetic justice at the time, his team mates did not take this very well and proceeded to beat "Avit Ye Scunners" 2-1 as well as causing 4 casualties.
 
Wee Billy Bigchin
#8
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Slightly Sane Georgie
#9
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
30
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+MA
 
Nearly Big Angus
#10
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
35
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Horace The Cheese
#11
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
25
B
29
P
2
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Block
+ST
 
William The Gonnagle
#12
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Morag The Buzzard
#14
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills