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Margth Hedstrom
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The original Warchief of the ill fated invasion force into the Empire, Marth was deposed as the Big Boss by 'One Eye' Whittaker and forced into submission by the rest of the warband turned Blood Bowl team.
Marth hides his festering hatred for the Gitz coach but hides it well as he bides his time for that perfect moment to take back what he feels is rightfully his... LEADERSHIP! And with his recent increase in upper body strength (most likely from lugging 'One Eye' around on his golden throne!", maybe the attempted coup will happen sooner rather than later...
Blllarrrgggh
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Bllllaaarrrggh Is quite simply an enigma. No one knows where he is from, what he has done all his life, why he can't talk or even what his real name is!

During the very first training session of the Skummi Gitzz, he just simply showed up and started doing laps with the rest of the team. Now a Black Orc is an imposing figure to anyone under normal circumstances, and so it took a while before anyone got up the courage to confront him (well not really courage as the head trainer Gurri was threatened by One Eye with being used as a tackling dummy unless he approached the orc!).

"Errrmmm excus' me... 'oo ar' ya? Me dun recog... rekig....er me dun knowz 'oo youz are!" Gurri huffed nerviously as he ran alongside the intruder.

The Orc just ignored him and picked up the pace.

"Oi ya stoopid git, mez speakin' too ya" Gurri screeched before charging after him and foolishly grabbed his bulging arm.

Instantly the huge Orc stopped in his tracks and glared menacingly at Gurri.

Slowly Gurri removed his hand "ohhh errr mez sorri...do mez 'ear da boss callin' me? Gotta go or els..."

"BLLLLAAARRRGGHHHHHHH" Roared the orc before swatting the helpless trainer with his muscled arm, sending his flying through the air and head first into the dirty laundry basket.

Ensuring he was as far away as possible from the angry orc, One Eye yelled across the park "Skummi Gitzz, meet ya noo team mat'!!"





 
Grom Strong
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Da Throttled One
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Lag.B.Hind
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Greased Eddi
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Back in the early days of Eddi's Blood Bowl career, the blitzer played in the minor leagues and was an up and coming star in the Sulfur Pits Pennant COmpetition of Blackspire. The biggest game of the season was approaching and Eddi had a bad training session where he dropped quite a few balls. In desperation he went to see a magician for some assistance who sold him some powder that he need only spit on and it would turn to super sticky solvent. The wizard assured him that this would ensure he would hold onto anything (and advised not...er... relieving himself after applying the powder!!).
Thinking this would be great on his feet as well, Eddi applied the powder and went into the game confident and eager. Meanwhile the sneaky magician put a massive wager on the opposition as he had pulled a swifty on poor Eddi and had sold him a potion that would turn into grease, not solvent! Needless to say he slipped all over the park and couldn’t catch the ball to save his life!!!

The incident led to him being kicked out of the minors but luckily One Eye saw the potential in Eddi and snapped him up. Now he is a well known face around the game and big things are expected of the lad... (Or else da ugli bugga willz be turn'd ina solvernt byz me!! - One Eye).
 
Eddy 'Chucka' Simowitz
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Larry
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Mo
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Curly
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Glimli da Rat Faced
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Stunty
Glimli is exactly what every gobbo in the known world aspires to be... a lying, cheating, dirty low down, scheming little bugga! He decided that getting himself killed in a WAAARGGHH wasn't the thing for him (very un-gobbo like indeed!) so he decided to ply his services in the Blood Bowl ring... but with 3 teams! It was his brilliant (??) idea to make heaps of money and be stinkin; rich.

Now Obviously to those of us non-goblins this would seem to be impossible (mostly due to the fact gobbos rarely survive one game, let alone 3!!!!!!!!) but our little gobbo didn't let a little thing like common sense prevail, so he set about searching every stronghold in the World Edge Mountains for a couple of stupid (for a gobbo) look-a-likes to play as him in the other two teams. He the pays the other two dim-witted gobbos pitance as a wage and keeps the rest of the loot for himself!

Currently the little git has found employment of himself and his alter egos with the Skummi Gitzz, Buzz BOING splat and Ug Ug Og.

So currently he holds a exhalted position amongst all gobbos and even some orcs who are under the false impression that he plays for 3 teams and somehow, if injured in one game, he managed to drag himself out on the field for a game the next day! 'What a hero' the fans scream!!

So far the ruse has worked… so far... but somewhere... there is a mean and nasty Ogre just waiting to foil the little gobbos plans...