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after a total dicing against azure's chaos, this troll made a t16 both do\/\/n for the skill and became a true pro - the team needed this

Totally Idiotic No Yes

Caught a loose ball in Game 4 but sadly had to hand it off because he was too far away...but he's shown great promise!

Only Goblin - and only player except 1 Troll - to play in 18/18 first matches.

After 1 of his teammates got eaten mistakenly, he went on to get MVP, and has become the team's biggest rising star.

After watching all his fellow +ma goblins die painful deaths on the pitch, he stole a second MVP despite not even throwing 1 foul all game!

Proudly holds the title of most retired goblin on the team

Resurrected from Death in Game 1 thanks to the healing powers of an MVP wasted.

Finally skills up after 11 games to become the team's 4th + ma Gob! let's hope he lasts a little longer than all my +stat goblins do.

Official 'utility' player - let's see how many times I end up wishing he had something besides Catch...

Took an SI in the first 3 games he played in. Started by tripping and getting -AV in game 1, then a MNG on the LoS, and finally a POW cost him another -AV. He's staying on to get more injuries!

-ST on T1 thanks to a blitz from a claw - a good injury all things considered, and he'll be staying on until he gets a niggle or -ag since he can't lose any more strength or armor.