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Matt Gaffney
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
27
B
25
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
'Gaffers' describes himself as the club Legend. It may take a few years to see, but he certainly has the ability to remain in the 1st XV for years to come. Very quick, elusive and a strong tackler, he has been dangerous on the counter attack for the Killers. Has shown lots of promise since his elevation to a regular spot and has gained from his experience in South Lustria.

Highlights.
- Scored the very first touchdown of the killers FUMBBL career. Gaffers describe the moment as a 'legendary moment in a legend in the makings already legendary career' - Thanks for that Gaffers.

- During game three Gaffers discovered he had a special knack of running out of harms way, after the match Kennith Warnock (The teams priest) had a look at his aura and discovered he had the 'dodge' ability. Gaffers described the moment as 'legendary'
Lee Gordon
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
9
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mobile, agressive openside flanker whose claim to fame is that he was sent off for stamping all over former Killer John Bentley (good lad!).
 
Scott Amos
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
4
B
34
P
-2
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Strip Ball
Highlights:

MVP against 'Gruftdorf Gargoyles' - Scott did nothing for most of the game but managed to pull off an amazing dance when 'Big bob' killed an enemy zombie. This impressed the MVP judge whosaid the dance was 'a wonder to behold, luvvy'
Liam McGee
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
9
B
15
P
2
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
m
Skills
Block
 
John Harrison
#5
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
6
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Johnny has made a much needed comeback to Keighley (the club of his youth) after spells away at Altdorf and Nuln. He has brought experience and leadership to a young, maturing side in need of a reliable ball catcher. His experience of the higher leagues, and in Khemri with Dundas Valley, make him the Super Mario of the Killers.

Lowlights:

- During a game against Gruftdorf Gargoyles tried to dodge away from a zombie but tripped and fell badly gaining a niggling injury to his hand, 'Doc' described him as a 'Twazzok!'
Dave Pullen
#6
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
10
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
This is not the first time a Pullen has played at the club. Both Dave's father and uncle played at Keighley.

Some claim this is why he has quickly risen to vice captain.
 
Michael Feather
#7
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
13
B
4
P
5
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
n
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block
"Lovely Bloke", Spleeny to his close friends after an infamous tackle against the Dark stars. Returned from Nuln he has made a valuable contribution back in the 1st team. Likes to get naked - the only bad point about his return.

Highlights
- MVP against Ramses's Raiders – This was for his superb last ditch tackle in the last turn of the first half, despite being outnumbered by his opponents three to one he managed to push Hemerias back just far enough to stop the touchdown.

- Although he picked up a niggling injury Spleeny claimed that 'what dont kill ya makes ya arder' he then spent three months down the gym and came back to the team with the 'Block' skill.
Rob 'Doc' Ellis
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Team apothecary.

Doc has been an inspiration on the pitch with his strong running and tackling. Always available with his stitch kit after the game! May not be as quick as his lil' bro, he claims he can still beat him when it comes to wrestling.

Lowlights
- in his first game as team apothacary Doc failed to fix Michael Feather's niggling injury. Doc claimed 'its buggered well gud!'
 
Peter Schofield
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
6
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Rob 'Big Bob' Clarke
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
21
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
The name Big Bob speaks for itself, in all areas!

Highligts:

- MVP during a game against the ogre team 'Brave bid and bald' - Rob had a pretty poor game but the MVP judging panel was made up of three witch elves and during half time Rob showed them just why he is called 'Big Bob'

- During a game against Gruftdorf Gargoyles Rob killed 'Hungry Peasant' ... when asked how he felt Rob simply said 'I love to block and it felt like a night with the pup landlords wife' ... Rob gained the 'Block' skill, Greg Urdman the pub landlord at the Keighley arms declined to comment.
 
Jimmy Star
#11
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
26
B
1
P
19
F
0
G
5
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Jimmy Star was bought by the killers after 1st place thrower Michael Feather picked up a niggling knee injury.

Highlights

- MVP against 'Sons of Desert' - It was in that game that Jimmy found he could throw more acuratly than most throwers and gained the 'accurate' skill. However we are not sure how he found this out as he never threw the ball once all game.
Evan Griffin
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Carl Leighton
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Ugluk 'The Don' Graslar
#15
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate