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Hamfed Hobblers
Co-Leader of the Hamfed Hobblers, and brother of Karur Wonderbuns. Like his brother he strives to reclaim his place as King of Petoria, which may, or may not exist. When asked about who will actually be king, him, or Karur, Banon replied, "We'll see when we get there... hey, watch out!" At that time the reporter was beheaded by a Beastman...... that's what he gets for asking questions in the middle of a game.
Ahhh, Pim, what can be said about him....... Well, he has an impressive teddy bear collection, and has the best bonzai tree collection in the Old World. He hates violence and always carries an assortment of picket signs in case he sees something offending. When asked on why he is a blitzer, Pim said, "I didn't want to be, but Karur said Petoria has the best rose garden you've ever seen...... he also threatens to burn my teddies, so i don't argue and just do my job." Oddly enough, he has a large Wood Elf fanbase.
Bundin completely covers his skin with clothing, because he is a leper. Thus the name of Bumpy. He has tons of courage, as playing Blood Bowl with leprosy is quite the risky undertaking. He can't talk, but knows a few hand signals, including "I'm hungry", "You're number one", and "Oh my god, i have to dump!".
Kili is the youngest player on the team. He isn't even old enough to grow a beard yet, as he hasnt hit dwarf puberty, so he fastens a home made beard made of trimmings he collected at the barber for over 2 years onto his face.
Game 1(10/20/03): Kili suffers a pinched nerve at the hands of the chaos warrior, Punch Drunk, from What Are You Lookin At.
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Thick Skull
Garf is easily excitable, when he does something right in a game, he can be seen jumping up and down and having at family members in the stands. In the locker room before a match his face will be red with trying to keep his excitement under control. "Garf is an annoying lad" says Karur "Always squirming and sqealing about everything, he's like a human woman."
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Bain is just what his name says, bashfull. When approached by a reporter to comment on a recent game, his face reddened, and he ran away to the locker room and took a cold shower.
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Mighty Blow
Gralin loves to eat cheese and eggs. Which makes for quite the unpleasant expirience when he farts. And fart he does, often. His stench rivals that of even Farin the Funky.
Game 1(10/20/03): In his first game Gralin kills the beastman, Wanna Fight? from What Are You Lookin At. After which he farted on his corpse.
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Nerin never takes bites. All he does is nibble. It takes him 3 hours to eat a small meal. When not eating he nervously nibbles his beard.