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Ogre Archery Union
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Block
Break Tackle
Tackle
Nu' Guk is the team's target maker. He uses stale icing to draw the target's rings, Mr. Sugarman told him that the snotlings will be more willing to hit the target this way.
HT: 10'4"
WT: 947lbs
Favorite play: Halftime.
Favorite book: The little puppy who lost it's way.
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Son of Breg' Kur, Brega has taken up the game to avenge his fathers death. Be wary Count Fitzwilliam.
HT: 10'6"
WT: 985lbs
Favorite play: The Snot-Bomb.
Favorite Color: Blood red.
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Dem' Lag is the teams accountant. He got this job because he's the only one on the team that can count to six.
HT: 8'11"
WT: 784lbs
Favorite play: The Bonehead Shuffle.
Favorite movie: Shrek the Third.
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+ST
Block
Multiple Block
Grom' Deg functions as both the ammunition expert (aka the snotling weigher) and the speed loader (aka the snotling herder). Since joining the ABBA, Grom' Deg started working on a hip-hop album. The debut will be called "Fling-fling, where my snots at?"
HT: 9'4"
WT: 871lbs
Favorite play: The Street-Sweeper.
Favorite snotling: Sukgra
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+MA
+MA
Dar' Mal is the Team's ammunition retrieval specialist (aka he goes and brings back the snotlings that try to run away).
HT: 9'5"
WT: 827lbs
Favorite play: The Dump-Off.
Favorite song: Toxic by Britteny Speared.
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+ST
Block
Guard
Mur' Gad is the resident free-loader of the team, sleeping on the couch in the clubhouse (and has been for the past 12 years).
HT: 9'3"
WT: 1203lbs
Favorite play: The Time-Out.
Favorite hobby: Sleeping.
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
Guard
Doom' Grad joined OAU during their first season in the ABBA. He
was put in charge of the Applied Sciences department. This means
that he tries to think of ways to increase the distance and accuracy of
the thrown snotlings. Unfortunately, it'll probably be years before he
comes up with anything that works. Inflicted a casualty, on his first block playing for OAU.
HT: 10'1"
WT: 942lbs
Favorite Play: "Elf Surfing".
Favorite Activity: Going to "Da shu-tin ranj".
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Ho' Gar joined OAU in the off-season and has been assigned the title and duties of uniform design specialist.
HT: 9'4"
WT: 746lbs
Favorite Music: Death Metal.
Favorite Letter: The Scarlett Letter.