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Alternative Tentacles
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Jello Biaffra
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Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Da boss!

Also one of my personal idols. I sincerely apologise for the "Really Stupid" but I could not bring myself to hire a mino because I think they suck.

Jello's work on Alternative Tentacles includes His LARD albums and also the excellent stuff he made together with the Melvins, as well as various one-off projects like Tumor circus and the hilarious Country and Western album with the Toadliquors.
Dash Rip Rock
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Razor Sharp Claws
Tackle
All-new album from the undisputed kings of Southern Country Punk! This follow-up to Recyclone is a country punk opera based on Dante's Inferno?!? With spoken parts and good ol' rock-n-roll, Dash Rip Rock tells the story of Donkey's tour of Hell (populated by ghosts of Lynrd Skynrd and hippie jam bands) with Ol' Virg. As if a country-punkified version of a 14th century Italian epic poem isn't over the top, guest stars (including Mojo Nixon and Jello Biafra) guarantee that Hee Haw Hell is a true piece de resistance!
 
Leftover Crack II
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All the way from the back of the food stamp line... the good the bad and the Leftover Crack are back! Ska-punk collides head on with hoarse vocals and political hardcore as NYC squatters Leftover Crack join the Alternative Tentacles family.
The Subhumans
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Sure Hands
In Canada's glorious punk history, few embodied the greatness of the 1978-82 era like The Subhumans (not to be confused with the UK Subhumans). They lived by their ideology, with one member's eventual involvement in an urban guerilla group, "Direct Action," leading to a lengthly jail term. Direct Action was active in the 1980s targeting facilities that posed serious threats to the environment and companies that directly contributed to the nuclear arms race, among others. New Dark Age Parade, unleashes 14 new songs, the first written by original members Mike Graham, Brian Goble and Gerry Hannah since 1982!
 
Fish Karma II
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Dirty Player
Born, raised, and infected in Tucson, AZ, Fish has turned heads, blew minds, and tickled funnybones for a couple of decades. These songs feature his unique skewerings of the dark side of Americana as mutated into the sun-damaged retirees, townies, and pleasure-seekers only the Southwest could create. The music is more basement rock than acoustic this time around. The stunning cover art is, of course, by Winston Smith. Kind of outsider, kind of blind-sider, with a barb or two at supply-siders, Fish Karma's in the tent to enlighten and mangle your mind!
Bloodhag
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Formed in 1995 to stimulate a communion between literacy and punk/metal, BloodHag created the genre of Edu-core and operate under the motto "The faster you go deaf, the more time you have to read!" BloodHag's minute-long songs have the common theme of esteemed authors such as George Orwell and Philip K. Dick, while the music roars along with the blunt force of bands like Brujeria, Pantera, and Sepultura. Their live shows include between-song mini-lectures and the ceremonial pelting of the unsuspecting audience with books!
 
Melvins
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1983 demos from the original Melvins! That's right Buzz Osbourne, Matt Lukin (later of Mudhoney), and Mike Dillard deliver fucked-up, sludged-out, hardcore songs from the bottoms of their teenage hearts. Features a hilarious community radio interview with the boys before they knew **** about **** and very amusing liner notes.
Alice Donut
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Their undisputable classic. White Album. Dark Side of the Moon. Fifth full length, again produced by Kramer.
 
Belching Penguin II
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Classic punishing, maniacal Florida hardcore at its finest! If you've never heard Belching Penguin, this may be your only chance, as the band has long since broken up and their other material's damn hard to find. Side one's fast as shit hardcore ala Gang Green or early JFA, with side two harboring more mid-paced driving HC punk. Comes on blue vinyl complete with a photocopied booklet full of pics and old flyers, a double-sided 11" by 17" poster, and a one sheet insert.
Tragic Mulatto II
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Butthole-esque rhythmic chaos. Out of the glorious, spastic art-noise-punk comes the rhythm of the tweaked. One of San Francisco's oddest and most loved artistic exports, Tragic Mulatto kicked names and took ass! We just found very limited copies of this in our distributor's warehouse!
 
Los Infernos
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Mighty Blow
100% Grade-A Prime Rock'n'roll! Will satisfy the palate of any fan of Reverend Horton Heat, Rocket From The Crypt, or Social Distortion! This slab of firey fun came out in between Planet Kaos and their AT debut Rock n Roll Nightmare!
Akimbo II
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After being out of print for years, Akimbo's debut record "Harshing Your Mellow" is finally back in print! This vicious, frantic, menacing album captures the band's intense early years before they embraced the more heavy and paced sound of 2006's Forging Steel And Laying Stone. Featuring the original Akimbo line up of Jon Weisnewski, Nat Damm, and Jared Burke Eglington, the album has all new artwork & comes in the always neat-o digipack format. Includes a raucous bonus Screamers cover.