We'll show em salt of the earth my boys, highly trained killing machine, those (pick one of the following) Orcs Elves Undead etc. won't know what hit them!

Play Blood Bowl, do you think that's wise sir? I do think you have been rather hasty.

Give em the old cold steel, they don't like it up em!
Don't Panic! Don't Panic!

"Captain Mainwaring did I ever tell you the tale of the Old empty barn? Aye the old empty barn ah um well er aye hmm you know ah ya see
well there was nothing in it!"

Blood Bowl? we're DOOMED DOOMED. I never doubted you for a second!

PUT THAT LIGHT OUT! Bloodbowl, ruddy hooligans.

Pst. you want petrol coupons or a bottle of wiskey I can get em for you, just slip me a fiver!
Bribe the ref? well I'll see what I can do.

Uncle Arthur give me the ball i'll tell mum if you don't.

Godfrey is also the team Apothecary. He is also more likely to suffer from a virus or morleys due to an unfortunate complaint that requires him to be excused at least once every episode (I mean match of course)

Groundsman, the team use a field on his farm.

Club Press Officer, if we get bad press we know who to blame boyo yes indeed!

Blood bowl? The Bishop woudn't like it!

'Friend' of cpl. Jones!

AKA The Vicar.

Mother of Pte. Pike, she does not like him playing becase the cold air might get on his chest, so she has joined the team to make sure he is alright. She also wants to keep a eye on Sgt. Wilson who is young Pike's 'Uncle' to make sure he comes home for his 'Usual' : ))

The Nastiest Ogre of them all.

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
If you think we're on the run,
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cus who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
If you think old England's done?

Mr. Brown goes off to town
On the 8:21.
But he comes home each evening
And he's ready with his gun.

So watch out Mr. Hitler
You have met your match in us.
If you think you can push us
We're afraid you've missed the bus.

so who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
If you think old England's done.

Undermines Mainwaring whenever he can is sure he should be Capt. of the team.