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Xenopathos "The Dumb" Block
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
57
B
59
P
14
F
0
G
11
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
1
Td
6
Mvp
0
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
+AG (40k)
Dodge (20k)
Mean, lean and agile to boot.

That's Xenopathos to you: Nowhere near the brightest bloke with tendency to run into battle instead of avoiding it - which his physique, not skills though, would suggest.
Splat Oakfist
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
67
B
63
P
1
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
8
Mvp
1
GPP
37
XPP
0
SPP
37
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
Dodge (20k)
Guard (30k)
Strip Ball (20k)
 
A. "Lone" Martyr
#3
Catcher
MA
8
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
152
B
62
P
1
F
1
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
15
Mvp
2
GPP
60
XPP
0
SPP
60
Injuries
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Skills
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Dodge (20k)
Fend (20k)
A. Martyr first wanted to play Blood Bowl.

He did.

Then he wanted to learn how to block.

He did.

Then he decided to put his back into it and really pump sum iron.

So he did.

Now he's one of the most fearsome players of the team.

For those interested, his first name is Albuquerque.
B. "Not A" Martyr
#4
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
Sister of Albuquerque. Very similar in appearance and often confused with A.

She doesn't really want to play blood bowl, but his brother insisted on her taking the field as the team needs new blood on the pitch or, as the crowd comments, blood spilled on the pitch.

Her first name is Bernalillo.
 
Failure Ballifter
#5
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
19
B
17
P
24
F
2
G
11
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Block (20k)
Dodge (20k)
Ground Soilpant
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
6
B
8
P
7
F
0
G
10
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Rugged Doormat
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
25
B
9
P
16
F
0
G
10
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG (40k)
Dodge (20k)
Rugged Doormat is a natural in avoiding tackles.

So much so that he gained some agility because of good avoiding.

However, the team still cleans their boots on him as he's bit of a sissy...Even by elven standards!