"Diz wunz got 'imselv sum name eben me cant figger owt. Pan-ty-moan-yum? I dunno. 'Imz sooooo kahyoooooot." - Greenie to the other gobbos

This squig is the runt of Apocalypse's first litter and was only saved from the horrible fate of being eaten when Ol Greenie tripped on the bouncy thing. Greenie took it as Nuffle's sign to pay special attention to the squig and raised it himself. Having no idea what else squigs eat besides each other and gobbos, Greenie has been keeping it under his bed and feeding it whatever he can find. Toe nail clippings, the occasional rock or brick, whatever Greenie can find that looks tasty.

"Thiz 'ere iz da beeeg ALFFA squig, joo lil runtz treet 'im wiff respekt an' mebbe 'im not eat joo" - Greenie to the other Gobbos

The Green Church of Nuffle (GCN) sees this big squig as the embodiment of their favorite master Nuffle. He's mean, constantly angry, and always hungry.

"Datz not da bodee uf Nuffle! Ged dat owtta my faze!" - Timmy every Sunday

Poor Timmy is the squad's whipping boy. If anything goes wrong that isn't decreed as Nuffle's will, then it's Timmy's fault.

"AEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! RUNZ AWAYZ!!!" - Bishop Bloodbath being served breakfast

Bishop Bloodbath is the biggest coward ever known to gobbo-kind. He wears tons of armor and whimpers through every game trying to protect his hide. His name is purely ornimental.

"Und Nuffle lookt duwn un all de gobbos und himz sed, 'Looky diz lot of gitz. Dem be my favritz!" - Greenie preaching to the masses

Greenie is truly delusional. He believes that Nuffle himself speaks to him and that his team is the only way to unite all the gobbos to take their rightful, god given place as the worlds rulers. Sadly enough Nuffle (or SOMEbody) seems to like Greenie as the gobbo has become blind as a bat yet somehow has not met his gruesome end. He tends to see the "Enlightenment" behind every bad thing that happens to him.

"Ow! Ow! Yeaaaah gib id to meee!" Archbishop Agony getting ANOTHER peircing

Archbishop Agony is the team masochist. He loves pain and is constantly inflicting it on himself. He often volunteers to be the one the squigs try to eat during games.

"Eaaaayyarffflemagglebloggen!" - Pete praising Nuffle

This gobbo is touched. The others think he's touched by Nuffle... but he's really just touched. They trust wholeheartedly in his random ramblings and believe he can see the future.

"Nuffle duzzent eben exizt joo lowzy slobz!!!" - Adam being especially pious

Adam sticks with the team hoping that they will one day they all realize they've been wrong and admit defeat. He always has some half-wit "scientific data" that prooves Nuffle doesn't exist.

"JOO SHALLZ NUB PAZZ!!!!" - The Pilgrim screaming at an Elven QB

Being completely disappointed with their inability to hire a team wizard... the gobbos have chosen The Green Pilgrim to be their honorary stand-in.