The top dog of the Brain Police - his word is law, and woe anyone who defies it. He's responsible for more
verbal and mental regulations than any established religions combined and his mental-modification-
machine is better oiled than scientology.

His role on the field isn't so much that of team captain as an icon of worship to his fellow enforcers and lap-
dogs.

Admin extraordinare and a mother as well, Angie knows better than anyone how to mould the minds of
innocent young FUMBBLers and grind those down who do not adhere to the Code of Christer.
She also makes sure the staff behaves as proper role models for the grunts - no mercy Mr. Percy.

PeteW was recently elected MVP by Sp!ke Magazine in the annual BB WC, which made him an obvious
candidate for the Brain Police. All the publicity associated with the title means that he's able to attract
massive attention - especially from young kids who look to him admiringly - making it much easier for the
team to influence future generations.

Keep an eye on this guy.

Being the guy in charge of PR BlackNWhiteDog is of vital importance - making sure that the team's
outward image remains spotless, and that they don't lose market shares to other enterprices. Thanks
to BlackNWhiteDog the Brain Police is an ever-growing juggernaught whose crusade doesn't seem like
it's slowing down.

One of the BP's many busy employees gregory makes sure that campgains keep on running smoothly -
buttering up the board members, local authorities and the press. A real slick player.

Plorg's biggest dream is to achieve the same kind of authority as the BP management. While no more
than a lackey at the present time, Plorg regularly arranges meetings where he makes elaborate speaches
and rallies the people in favour of moral superiority. Unfortunately he's usually the only to hear it.

Hauge has taken some time off from coaching to further the cause of the BP. However - most of the time
he's seen crawling on the floor with empty bottles scattered everywhere. Hauge stands as a shining
example of BP hypocracy. He's very popular with kids and drunks.

SillySod is a spirited guy - and very vocal about his beliefs. While he does recieve the occasional bloody
nose when the management tires of his oral abuse he is mean spirited on the field as outside, and it
would be foolish to throw out a guy who isn't below biting his opponent while they're down.

Jan is the index finger of the team - poking amorality in the eye whenever he sees fit. He does his job with
pride (red. He gets thrown around alot) and doesn't waver in front of opposition. While not happy about
hitting opposition (be it in politics or Bloodbowl) that is already downed only a fool would go against the
BP administration.

Also brings in good sponsor money from his Hellfishes - the most reknowned human team around with
some major backing, most notably from the Springfield Brewing Company.