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Languish Divided
Garbon will receive anything and is a classic, down-the-field catcher. Though he is a bit queer, he has an almost innate ability to sense the action going on behind his back and make the most of it.
Grallon is flamboyant, but he isn't picky when balls are passed his way. He has been in the game for many a year and coaches a lot of the newbies on the proper moves and tricks of the trade.
Berkut is an avid writer, but unfortunately his hands were made for punching, not typing. His singleminded pursuit of the ball is unsurpassed - well, except by his singelminded pursuit of the guy holding it (or anyone standing around, really).
A former ex-cop, this guy is one tough cookie. The only thing he enjoys more than seeing justice served, is seeing anyone who crosses his path clobbered to death.
Hansie doubles as the spokesperson for Languish Divided. He has yet to relay any bad news to the press. Journalists love his "These ogres will be no problem, in fact we have them completely surrounded" pre-game press conferences, usually held in front of a GAME WON banner.
Siegebreaker is here because CountdeMoney told him to. Before joining the team, Siegey used to work with water supplies in rural areas.
Youngest kid on the block, Timmay espouses a youthful optimism that gets him his far share of hazings in the locker-room. He is also seen as something of a jinx and whenever he declares that LU will win the next game, people expect disasters to happen.
As a thrower, Tim is more into quantity than quality. The kid tosses up basically any ball he touches, hoping someone, somewhere might catch it and run with it. That, unfortunately, happens very rarely.
KC is the team smugger. His job is to smug at the opposing team, until they loose their temper. At most of the games he is dead drunk, but never to drunk to be smug.
Tamas hails from the backwards region of Hungry. As he cannot afford socks, he always plays barefoot, usually showing up late for any game (since his watch would be set on Hungryan time - if he could afford one).
He was raised by Hungryan dirt-farmers.
Mono is the resident Sinoese. As a player, he keeps his head down, plodding through every game with a minimum of fuss and a maximum of job security. His wife (who is also his agent) shouts at him from the benches.
Fahdiz used to be a cricketplayer, but at some point gave up on his former life and turned to Bloodbowl. There is bad blood between him and CountdeMoney, all due to Fahdiz having a gambling problem.
The problem mainly consists in him being to cheap to go gambling with the Count, despite his numerous invitations. Truth be told, noone has actually seen the Count gamble and he has failed to show up at any gambling session. For this he mostly blames Fahdiz.