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Fall Down
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
Block
Consumed the life force of a bull centaur, efficiently digesting the trans fatty 130K unit into skillz.
Pass
Regenerate
Sure Hands
Fattie managed to waddle his barely functioning pelvis 28 squares for 2 miraculous touchdowns in his debut game. Immediately afterwards, he rushed off the pitch to restore the calories he had so carelessly destroyed.