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Caterpillar Feminists
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Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Saving the Earth, but not just with words. People are gonna pay when she gets her way
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Accurate (20k)
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Dump-Off (20k)
She was supposed to be the lousiest thrower on Bloodbowl but she lost her hand in a hunting trip when a male sovinist squirrel chewed it off. Her Bbowl career seemed to be over until she got a new arm from one of the biggest massmurderers of all time, the legendary Chew Dicksie! She had a hobby of using all of her victims's heads (male by the way) to kill the birds off her balcony by throwing the skulls (full of dynamite) into the the unlucky birds. Needles to say, (but said nonetheless) a few bird species are now extinct. When Dicksie heard about Caterpillar Feminists entering the Bbowl arena she was more than happy to dedicate her arm to such a wonderful cause. Lately she's noticed that as she gets SPPs as Dicksie's former hand have started to mutate into something...evil...making her ACCURATE!
Came to the bbowl fields to check Warrior Princess's ass (and grab) from little closer distance but only for research purposes of course!
Anya, the Spirit of Freedom. Free to kick men's balls that is. And to destroy Deep Purple, those women haters who dared to use her name on their song! Learned Wrestle after becoming a fan of Fifty Shades of Dominating your lowlife scum husband trilogy
Here to avenge her bloodline, God those slimy men are gonna pay (or propably not, she will just die like Shedevils before her). Got wrestle after beating some of those slimy skinks (who probably killed some of former Shedevils) to oblivion
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Nerves Of Steel (30k)
Born of a weird relationship where her jungle amazon mother accidentally saw a man once from about 250 feet away and still got pregnant. She promised she wouldn't go nearer than 500 feet from a man in her lifetime except in a bloodbowl arena of course...Having to deal with men in a Bloodbowl Arena have given her more mental powers lately
When Household Tyrant was mutilated on the bbowl fields she started to train her fiancee Simon Submission ready to take her place. She forced him to go back to Kauschwitz and get himself onto the sex change operation line in order to make it to the Amazon team. He also have to polish everyone's shoes after the games too!
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Former left wing Anarchist and a political activist, she got tired of bureaucracy and decided to start killing those right wing political pigs
The former prison warden of Guantanamo and a very personal friend of Fidel
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Side Step (30k)
Used to Demolish buildings. Everything changed when a pair of rapists attacked her after leaving a bar not so sober. She learned a valuable lesson that night and the lesson was that men wailing and begging not to crush their testicles brutally, sounded a lot more fun than stupid buildings crashing. And is there truly a better place for a little ballcrushing than a BloodBowl field...
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She used to be a cleaner but had a mental breakdown which lead to mutilating her boss and breaking 125 bones out of him. Her friends recommended that she should go to play Bbowl because of her talents, psyche and money. In addition, mopping the floors under a sadistic employer made her a little faster than her fellow amazons, a talent she's gonna put in use...Learned wrestle after watching Carmen Electra's Naked Women Wrestling repeatedly for 48 hours
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Frenzy (20k)
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Cold, impulsive and fierce would her ex-fiancée say about her. Of course she would describe her ex as an idiot. And crush him. Took lessons from Mr. Freeze 'till she decided to kick his butt so bad that he would never ever even fantasize about sitting again
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Mighty Blow (20k)
The Infamous Massmurderer Chew Dicksie got out of her Death Cell to play Bloodbowl after she gave up her arm for the teams success. Fortunately, a sledgehammer was pulted into the socket where her arm used to be. Now she plays to mutilate some men and to get free from jail which can only happen if she gains a Legendary Status in the Bbowl fields. Now she gets to be out of her cell only to play Bbowl and to get some McDonalds's diet food for once a month
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Many mistake her as Xena but she's just looking like her. She also yells the same way, practises Chakra throwing and is closeted too...lost an agility point when a slimy chaos beast tackled her as she was staring at the caterpillar feminists cheerleader's ass crack...Got Fend in order to keep Gabrielle off of her private areas
Turned into an actual human from paper because of the way Caterpillar Feminists were playing and is now part of the team