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Illusion of Safety
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Dirk Fury
#1
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
1
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Jump Up (30k)
<I>IoS Original Member</I>
<B>"Doctor" Dirk Fury </B> has been at it from the start. The bane of Big Guys and little fellars alike. When that chainsaw starts roaring you'd better manage a safe distance, or else you'll have a fleshwound the size of the Grand Canyon.
<B>"Doctor" Dirk Fury </B> has been at it from the start. The bane of Big Guys and little fellars alike. When that chainsaw starts roaring you'd better manage a safe distance, or else you'll have a fleshwound the size of the Grand Canyon.
Rex Raider
#2
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
<B>"Texas" Rex Raider</B>, brother of <B>Tex Raider</B>, and a enthusiastic chainsaw wielder. Following the Raider family tradition of massacre, he's bound to bring several players down with him.
MECHA-LEIF MK II
#3
Bomber
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
5
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Accurate (30k)
<B>MECHA-LEIF MK II</B>, built from the remains of the original MECHA-LEIF model, is bound to blow everything up, including himself... <B>STEN FRISK STYLE!</B>
Mr.Vincent
#4
Kicker
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
11
B
16
P
0
F
7
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dirty Player
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
<B>Mr.Vincent</B> says, "<I>I'M GOING FOR THE CROTCH!</I>"
Harry Lee
#5
Pogo Stick
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
29
B
28
P
17
F
5
G
11
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Sprint
Very Long Legs
Sure Feet (30k)
<B>Harry "Big Brass Balls" Lee</B>. Don't dare him to do it, 'cause he will.
Daredevil Johnson
#6
Pogo Stick
MA
6
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
89
B
20
P
7
F
1
G
12
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Sprint
Very Long Legs
+AG (30k)
<I>IoS Original Member</I>
<B>"Activate Launch Sequence" Daredevil Johnson</B>, the pogo-sneak of Doom. He'll bounce his way to the heart of the crowd and towards vicotory.
<B>"Activate Launch Sequence" Daredevil Johnson</B>, the pogo-sneak of Doom. He'll bounce his way to the heart of the crowd and towards vicotory.
Bob
#7
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
12
B
20
P
0
F
1
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
<I>IoS Original Member</I>
<B>Bob "The Slob"</B> is what the Bob is.
<B>Bob "The Slob"</B> is what the Bob is.
Coolio
#8
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
25
B
21
P
0
F
2
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA (30k)
Leap (30k)
<B>Coolio</B> is a sneaky little gobbo from hell. Crunching down on other players, causing Casualties and scoring Touchdowns is the way he lives. With a mean-streak a mile wide, he's bound to have an effect on the opposing team, whatever the cost.
George Ramirez
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
9
B
33
P
0
F
2
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Leap (30k)
<B>George "Pookie" Ramirez</B>, the team mascot... OF DOOM!
Jawaharlal
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
-3
B
10
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
<B>"Mostly Useless" Jawaharlal</B>... yupp. That's about it.
Harry Sacks
#11
Kicker
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dirty Player
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
<B>Harry Sacks</B> actually lost all his hair in a "birthday related accident". Candles and such.
Dr.DOOM
#12
Bomber
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
"<I>The taste of explosions is satisfy</I>"
<RIGHT>- <B>"KAMIKAZE" Dr.DOOM</B></RIGHT>
<RIGHT>- <B>"KAMIKAZE" Dr.DOOM</B></RIGHT>
COMBATWARRIOR2000
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
14
B
26
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block (30k)
<B>COMBATWARRIOR2000</B> activates "Kick Ass Mode".
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*KABOOM*
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*KABOOM*
Fluffy!!! REZURKTED!
#14
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S <B>FLUFFY!!!</B>... again.