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Fungus Swillers
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate (20k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Catch (20k)
The little gobbo that could. Looked down on by his bigger greenskin cousins, Shorty has never recieved an MVP award. Nevertheless, he leads the team in TDs, yardage, completions, and SP points.
The secret of his success: "I like to wait until after the bashin's over before chuggin the brewskies."
Stoner is known to favor a particularly potent variety of fungus brew, and holds an unofficial team record for "falling down more than any other player". In the memorable match against the Zorn Ziggaruts, he successfully distracted several opposing players with his drunken antics, allowing the rest of the Swillers to drive in the winning touchdown, and thus earned an MVP award.