The Mersenne Twister is capable of 2^19937 − 1 unique combinations.

What this means to you is that there are 2^19937-1 different ways FOR YOU TO LOSE THE GAME.

A pseudorandom number generator proposed in 1986. However, it is not appropriate for use in simulations. Therefore, it is crap.

Everyone is hoping the ghoul will die soon.

Creating the Mersenne Twister was merely step 4 of his 17-step master plan towards global domination. Known to many by a different <a href ="http://fumbbl.com/~Macavity">moniker</a>, an alter ego which he has repeatedly denied but for which there is indisputable proof.

Mathematician, Philanthropist and Teacher, the good doctor Woodruffe is a gadfly that has set out to <a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=11471">warn</a> the general public of the dangers posed by the Mersenne Twister.

The Mersenne Twister is a TWISTED Generalised Feedback Shift Register, making it more powerful and more destructive than you can possibly comprehend.

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type or create a particular chosen text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

The lesser known "Thorpe Monkey Theorem" states that Peter Thorpe, hitting keys at random on a keyboard for less than an infinite amount of time will almost surely churn out <a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=11355&highlight=">more</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=10438&highlight=">rubbish</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=9091&highlight=">than</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=8173&highlight=">you</a> ever thought possible.

Another one of the Diehard Tests. Randomly place unit circles in a 100 x 100 square. If the circle overlaps an existing one, try again. After 12,000 tries, the number of successfully "parked" circles should follow a certain normal distribution.

It took Makoto Matsumoto 2^14 seconds to park 12,000 cars. It would take an ordinary human 2^4380948034029384 seconds. It is claimed that Dr. Woodruffe completed the feat in 2^7seconds.

The most famous, beloved and controversial Blood Bowl <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=matches&coach=2927">commentator</a> of all time. He has not yet commented upon the role the Mersenne Twister may play in the eternal struggle of good versus evil.

One of the diehard tests.

Further explanation will not be given here for the sake of the children.

One of the Diehard tests.

This test guarantees that there is at least a 50% chance that two or more members of Faction 1 share the same birthday.

Don't believe me? GO ASK THEM. CANT FIND THEM? TOO BAD, THE DIVISION IS DEAD. TOO MUCH CHERRYPICKING. NOBODY PLAYS IT ANYMORE

No one has ever seen Tajuki Nishimura, the co-creator of the Mersenne Twister. Some have said that he is an android created by Makoto Matsumoto, but others believe far more sinister rumors...

An inferior specimen acquired from the Linear Congruential Generator.