Stanozolol

"I have taken taken no prohibited substances and have engaged in no improper practices. Someone must have mixed something in my food or drinks."

XTC, Blood-Doping

"I was on a party and someone gave me two pills. Without reflecticing i ate them. It was a grand mistake."

Testosteron

Kortikoide

"It must have been the salve, with wich i lubed up my butt."

Blood-Doping

"The extrinsic blood cells in my body were formed by a twin, which died before our birth."

Testosteron

"Uninformed, my therapeut has lubed me up with a testosteron-salve."

Testosteron

"Last night I drank several bears and had 4 times sex"

Cocain

"The only cause why i consumed cocain was to enhance my sexual performance."

Nandrolon

"In my blognese-sauce was meat of hormone-treated cows. It's the cow's fault."


(He must have eaten 4 cows a day over 20 years, to gain this high nandrolon-value)

several doping-materials

"I always have these medicaments with me. I am a sucker for taking them with me. But i never used them."

several doping-materials

"My wife carried the medicaments to her sick mother."

Cocain

"It must have been in the tea of my grandmother."

Clenbuterol

Jintropin, Testosteron