Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has a gay dog named "Sparky" and is crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger.

Kyle is the smart one. Everyone makes fun of him because he is Jewish. At Christmas he plays with his "imaginary" friend Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

Ike is Kyle's little brother. Ike is adopted. He is really Canadian, hence his head moving like Terrance and Philip's. He is often mistaken for a garbage can. Kyle enjoys kicking Ike, but deep down inside loves him and defends him. Catch Phrase: Don't kick the baby!

Wendy is the little bitch of the kids. She hates anyone that tries to take Stan from her. Her best friend is Bebe, and she is going out with Stan. She is an environmentalist and according to Cartman a tree-hugger.

Shelly is Stan's sister. She wears headgear for her teeth, and beats the crap out of Stan. Although she doesn't like her little brother, when he gets into trouble she sticks up for him, but in the end she'd prefer to run him over with a lawnmower.

Bebe is Wendy's best friend. She thinks Kyle has a sweet ass. Wendy tells her about her secret attraction to Cartman.

Timmy is one of the boys friends. He's retarded. The only things Timmy can say is his name, and his turkey's name.

Token is a classmate of the boys. Cartman gets arrested when he hucks a rock at Token's head.

Tweek drinks a little too much coffee. His parents own a coffee shop in town and he sees small little creatures stealing his underwear.

Butters is in class with Stan, Cartman, and Kenny. When Kenny died for good in season five, Butters became their new best friend. Unfortunatly when his use as a friend didn't meet up to their standards, Butters gets fired as the new best friend, and loses his mind creating Professor Chaos.

DogPoo is one of the other little school kids in the boys' school. He seems to have a small problem personal hygene. Can someone say pig pen?

Craig goes to school with the four boys. He's constantly flipping people off. Craig was trained once to be a Sumo Wrestler by Cartman. The kids were bored and wanted to see him and Tweek get in a fight to see who would win. Turns out both him and Tweek are pretty big pussys.

Jimmy is the new kid in Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Butters Mountain Scout Troop. He likes to be called "Handi-Capable" He ends up outshining our beloved Timmy with his stand up comic routine. Timmy shows him a thing or two about kicking ass.

Dougie is Butters' little friend... er sidekick. He doubles as "General Disarray" when he's causing trouble with Professor Chaos!