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Sausageville Starters
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Mr. Oak
#1
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
Skills
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Mr. Yew
#2
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
26
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Chubby Laughford
#3
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
16
B
13
P
2
F
0
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
Rolly Baconbottom
#4
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
2
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Happy Proudfoot
#5
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
12
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Admiral Benbo
#6
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
1
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Oscar Hillberg
#7
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
12
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
First halfling to score, being as he was the only one actually trying to work up an appetite for his dinner (he still got one of the trees to throw him most of the way though). He got a bonus pie, so this story has a happy ending.
Oscar's initial success led him to emerge as "the one who knows how to play" as he was hurled into the end zone by Mr. Yew. Sadly no one noticed, as the chef had made cream buns.
Oscar's initial success led him to emerge as "the one who knows how to play" as he was hurled into the end zone by Mr. Yew. Sadly no one noticed, as the chef had made cream buns.
Gander Jollyfellow
#8
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
2
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Captain, team founder and arguably the team's star eater of pies.
When the first game came to a close with 32,000 pies Gander overcame all the doubters and was deservedly named the most valuable player.
When the first game came to a close with 32,000 pies Gander overcame all the doubters and was deservedly named the most valuable player.
Rube Joybreath
#9
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
16
B
8
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Ham Hamford
#10
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
8
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
The first halfling to be hurt in the course of a (the first) match. Didn't hurt him so bad that he missed the feast though.
Bolbus Jollyton
#11
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
9
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Bister Bombair
#12
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
-1
B
1
P
1
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
Rube Slywind
#13
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Longford Milbottom
#14
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
10
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Filinder Delmannow
#15
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty