Dilf was set to be the no.1-thrower in his team - he wears the number as a symbol - but shortly, after only two games, he's best at dodging away from the stones that fans and teammates(!) are throwing after him! in his second game, he rushed for 13yrds, but fumbled the ball five times and wasn't able to throw it anyway. now, dilf just needs help from anywhere!

Munozson is one of the few spanish norsemen around and named VP in his first pro-game, after sitting on bench for the most time... whatever! maybe his 3 blocks were somewhat awesome. but he still is very grounded after that honor and don't want to be more involved in the game. we wish him good luck for the next bloody games! arriba munoz!

"Brickwall", the name stands for itself! stonedarson is a fierce opponent and tough to block. beside the bowlfield he likes to relax by torturing cute little kittens or his his wife. but to his berserk-bros he's a hell of a friend! we hope that his groin injury didn't take away too much of his badboyness... would be a real shame! stand strong, Brickwall!

Recruted as a monster in the middle (oh man, how expensive this goddamn beast was!) to eliminate opponent star-players, the Berserk Bunch expected very much out of "Raging Ray". but for now it seems, that the only time Ray moves his body is, when he gets pushed around by opponents! most of the time he's playing the wild animal and just screaming his dark soul out of his body. Ray still has to learn to use his huge sort of talent...

Urlach Brian Briggson is problably the most underrated player in his team. he has tremendous defensiv skillz as a rough tackler, but also shows good ball-movement offensivly. he's not saying very much, not drinking very much, not eating a lot... but hey, "actions speaks louder than words"! move on, Urlach!

Parker actually was the the teams no.3-blitzer, but somehow... he suddenly turned out to be the Berserks first real pro! despite being benched most of the time during his second game he won his teams MVP-honors because of an corrupt referee and now he's the big hope of the Bunch - and a big beer-waster! but hey, maybe he deserves it!?

There are rumours that there is a NFL-MVP who has a similar name... no one here can imaging!

The story of Neon Deion is a story of waiting. waiting... waiting... just waiting for that one perfect pass!

OCJ is already a legend of the Berserk Bunch - no matter how often he'll be fumbling or bleeding or staying at the sideline. because Ocho Cinco scored the first ever touchdown for his team (and maybe the last, never know). that makes him proud, that and his five women! maybe thats why he's always smiling.

Vigg came to the Berserk Bunch as a high thrower-prospect and for now it seems that he really can live up to that expectations... at least in practice sessions. he took over as the Berserks no.1-thrower (which was not difficult, as you can see in Dilfs bio) and had some couraged actions so far in his first games. because of that, we're not going to talk about the accusations, that Vigg deals with wardogs and is participating in illegal frog-fighting.