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Hordlings
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Spiky has long spikes all over his body, but they are much heavier than him to he can hardly control what direction he moves in. He usually shambles down the field trying to spike opponents
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Spinny goes round and round.
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Sulphuric can gather up enough stomach acid to spid huge globules of it that splatters when the bubble bursts.
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Trollbane is named for his love of huge things, specifically running up to them and repeatedly rake his many claws over them. Many ref's dislike this strategy and tends to not let him on the field again after watching the behaviour.
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Firespittle has spit that combusts in a small fireball when exposed to air for too long.
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Accurate
Telekinetic is hardly more than a brain hovering in the air, controlling the environment by telekinetic powers. He likes stealing fireworks from the crowd and toss it at his opponents.
Dirty Player
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
Vulture has a tendency to hover close to fallen foes, trying to deal the death blow.
Dirty Player
Dodge
Kick
Right Stuff
Stunty
Carrion Eater is the teams garbage disposal, ready to eat any refuse fed to him.
Dodge
Leap
Right Stuff
Sprint
Very Long Legs
Batty has small wings on his back that allows him to hover small distances. Unfortunately he often falls down on his own power.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Boner is apply named for all the bony outgrowths all over his body. They form a sort of semi-efficient bone armor.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Phlegm spends most of his games coughing up slime, which tends to distract team mates and opponents alike.
Plague has a virulent disease that makes most his team mates keep a good distance from him for fear of catching the sickness.
Tetradrone is triangular shaped, with three legs and three arms.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Stress is suffering from permanent caffein shock, making him shake constantly and run around shouting when there is nothing else to do.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Ghast is horrible in appearance, and also known for his foul smell.