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'Eadbashaz
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Boss Ogg is da Boss, and don't ya forget it.
He leads the Waagh chant, he is always the first to launch himself head-first at the enemy and he's the one who knocks some heads together to keep team morale up. Without the Boss, the 'Eadbashaz would have fallen apart long ago.
Body Count: Rhino (Blue Sky Bombers Lineman, Season 1 Round 1)
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Gathrak One-Eye is Ogg's second-in-command and a veteran of countless brawls. Where Ogg rules the pitch through sheer energy, Gathrak relies more on dirty tricks and skill to bring his opponents down.
Body count: Cavalier (Fighting Yaks Skink, Season 2 Round 2)
Rogg is surprisingly brainy for a Black Orc and can occasionally even manage words with two syllables.
Urlgak the Luckless spends most of his time getting knocked down by elves, zombies and even skinks, but he still doesn't give up. He is either masochistic or just too dumb to care.
The undisputed leader of the four Black Orcs, Krusk has a tendency to leave impressive amounts of carnage behind him on the field.
Body Count: Pigpen (Gutter Rats of Eshin Gutter Runner, Season 1, Round 5)
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Runty and weak by orky standards, Mog makes up for it with amazing (for an orc) dexterity with the ball.
In a team where brute strength reigns supreme, a common lineorc would normally be at the very bottom of the food chain, but Brok has made a name for himself through sheer inventive nastiness.
Claimed the head of Speedy, the League's Most Wanted player through a well-placed foul.
Body Count: Speedy (Gutter Rats of Eshin Gutter Runner, Season 1, Round 5)
Originally thought of as slow and plodding, Nak has proven his detractors wrong by learning how to run really really fast (for an orc). Some claim this is mostly so he can make it to the after-game buffet first.
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Boss Ogg may be the heart and soul of the 'bashaz, but Snik is definitely the brains of the outfit. Most of the time he plays the role of cheerleader, running up and down the sidelines to motivate the team (and piss off the Outlaws fans, who have yet to hit the nimble grot with any of their thrown stones, knives, bottles or molotov cocktails). This constant exertion has paid off, as he's now the fastest runner in the team.
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Grok has turned out to be disturbingly aggressive even by orc standards. The rest of the team don't mind, though, as long as he limits his bloodthirst to the enemy team (and occasionally his brother Thog).
Thog is dull in every way, but he is reliable.
Zug got hired when Boss Ogg needed somebody to beat up after a particularly bad game and Lil' Snik was nowhere to be found. He's technically a thrower and claims his name has NOTHING to do with his ball-playing skills.
'How I gots da name? Really, really bad sinus troublez.'
Uthrak's name, given to him by his more experienced teammates, refers to his lack of experience rather than his coloration. Since he isn't smart enough to spot the insult, everybody involved is happy with this arrangement.