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Fred Karno's Army
Decay
Regeneration
Mighty Blow
Team owner and captain, he is happy to hire players of any race or nation they don't have to be any good just dead!
Fred died and failed to regenerate after 10 games. But we have re-built him and he is ready to go again. He lost a measure of speed during game 24 which failed to regenerate so we have re-built him again!
Decay
Regeneration
Block
Mighty Blow
Former soldier from Albion, not sure of his real name but can remember being called 'Tommy Atkins' by everyone for years.
Took 10 games to go from 15 to 17 SPP's.
Decay
Regeneration
+ST
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Came from a strange land over the sea, possibly Ullathan but no one is sure, but anyway he is over here and he is not going home till its over.
Found by amateur archaeologist Tony Robinson in Kislev.
Pass
Regeneration
Sure Hands
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Leader
Tackle
Possibly from Brettonia, constantly mutters about Napoleon, but he never drinks brandy so we are not sure what he means.
Complete unknown, no name or place of birth, just turned up for a try out.
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Block
Guard
From the western part of Albion in the region known as Morien.
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Block
Came from a land far to the west, remembered being a 'Northerner' so he may have been a dark elf when alive.
A true southerner popular with the crowd too, may be because of his genteel manners, but more likley due to the amount of blood he spills on the pitch.
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Block
Dirty Player
Former sailor possibly from Albion found washed up on a beach somewhere. He likes to fight!
Star player in Albion before his demise.
Born bred and died in the Empire.
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Block
From a wild and lonely place somwhere north of the border. We just don't know what border.
Block
Regeneration
+AG
Dodge
Strip Ball
Sure Hands
His ID papers were badly damaged when we dug him up, they seem to say his real name was A N Zac but he says everyone called him Kiwi.
Two TD and a cas. in his first game. He has proved more agile than the average skeleton and is the teams top scorer.
Block
Regeneration
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Another player from the overseas Empire.
Pass
Regeneration
Sure Hands
Block
He comes from a land down under. At least 6 feet.
He say's the balls were much smaller and were round when he was a youngster and he is sure you had to throw them at the opponents.
He remembers his mothers name, she was called Lilian Thompson.