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Skeleton Krew
Mighty Blow
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Kheops "the Eternally Sandy" is a newcomer to the Blood Bowl scene. After an unforeseen incident involving his 2000+ year old bijou "pyramid on the coast", a freak sandstorm and 6000kgs of pre-installed faulty mortar, he dug his way out of his dream home and set about beating some heads in to assuage his wrath. He is the Captain of the Skeleton Krew.
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
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After awakening from his centuries old slumber in death, Ankhe the Loather of Triangles was unimpressed with the building style all his neighbours had subscribed to in the Valley of the Kings. He was so unimpressed that he waged a bitter war against "all those prissy bastards in their pointy bloody tombs". A conflict that lasted for 400 years before he was forcibly evicted from Khemri. He then journeyed to the lands of men where he wasn't too impressed with "towers" or "battlements" either, and decided to put his point across by maiming anyone stupid enough to walk in front of him. Naturally he was signed up for a Blood Bowl team in seconds.
A fist-swinging ruler from days of yore, "Quick" Jimmy 4-Fingers clawed his way out of his barrow and into the hearts of Blood Bowl fans everywhere when he emerged from centuries of death into the half-time cheerleader show during the Chaos Cup Final of '73. When the dust finally settled, the crowd was on their feet as Jimmy took on the cheerleaders of both teams in what has been described as one of the most vicious and depraved half-time incidents ever.
When the 14th lord of Esteban went to interr his father in the family crypt in the Northern wilds of Tilea, he naturally expected it to be a sorrowful but smooth process. Unfortunately the Crypt to be used was already inhabited by a previous family member that had been lost from the house of Esteban's records. The thing known as "Lil' Ripper" emerged as the coffin was being carried into the crypt, proceeded to intercept it from the pall-bearers and make a 300 yard dash for the family manor. His subsequent "spiking" of the recently deceased in the houses' main foyer has left the family in a state of shock that continues to this day (not to mention an unholy mess on the floor).
Ripper soon tired of his relatives inability to share his passion for unending football related violence and shambling, and joined the next pack of crazed blood bowler's that wandered through the area.
Chewer and Flenser were two ghoulish brothers who stumbled into a Skeleton Krew training session one day in search of food. Mistaking the zombie forwards sitting on the bench for a buffet, they made off with one player/s head, tossing it between them as they dashed across the training pitch with the whole team shambling hot on their heels.
Despite their pilfering, they were signed up the next day when the coach discovered how much better the zombie's played without their heads...
Flenser, like his ghoulish brother Chewer, joined the Skeleton Krew after an unfortunate incident at a training session the Krew were attending. His BloodBowling has improved in leaps and bounds since then, especially since the coach provided special training balls that look like spheroid clumps of brains...