Danish Isn't Just Breakfast
Pass
Sure Hands
Block
Dump-Off
One of the top players for #passes in the Komitatus league, Niels Bohr is equally at home in the backfield, in a cage or on the line of scrimmage. A flexible player he has unfortunately picked up a niggling injury.
Likes mushrooms. Mmmmm.... shrooms...
A cunning lineman, Rockefeller, is viewed with some suspicion by fans and other DiJB players alike, for his tendency to forget the causing of mass carnage in favor of scoring touchdowns.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
The fastest goblin in the KBBL!
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
The infamous Troll involved in the Luthor Starflash incident in the 2nd round of the inaugural KBBL Season. Ghosthawks thrower Luthor Starflash was trying to get a strangely sticky ball upfield when he fumbled it and was promptly pushed into the spectator stands and eaten by Store Bent. After the game allegations were made by the Ghosthawk coach, that Store Bent was central in a ploy involving a staged pitch invasion, mass salivation of the ball and field, and a dastardly maneuver to fling the High Elven player into the maw of Store Bent, who was lurking in the spectator stands.