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Stan Smith
#1
Thrower
MA
6
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3
AG
4
AV
8
R
35
B
1
P
22
F
0
G
4
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
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Pass
Sure Hands
"They're like vampires... or the gays! "
"Pen Gun: Mightier than the sword.. Sword gun: Mightier than the Pen Gun."
"Pen Gun: Mightier than the sword.. Sword gun: Mightier than the Pen Gun."
Roger
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
12
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Block
Dodge
"Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies!"
Klaus
#3
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
16
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
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0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
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Block
+MA
"Now, straddle mein bowl! "
"I'll be in mein crapper... aaaw, I'm always in mein crapper."
"I'll be in mein crapper... aaaw, I'm always in mein crapper."
Steve Smith
#4
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
1
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
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0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
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"I touched her hand, her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I touched her boob! Algebra's awesome! "
Francine Smith
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
6
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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"You want to dance, bitch? Let's dance!"
Hayley Smith
#6
Lineman
MA
6
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3
AG
5
AV
8
R
10
B
11
P
-2
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
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Skills
+AG
"You may be as beautiful as Kevin Bacon on the outside, but on the inside you're as ugly as Tommy Lee Jones...on the outside"
Barry
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
-4
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
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Block
"My name is Barry!"
Toshi
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
35
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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+MA
"You assume this because I'm Asian.. you're a racist!"
Snot
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
2
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
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0
Cs
0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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"I'm not comparing dads. I'm just saying yours is in his undewear swatting at invisible owls"
Jeff Fischer
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
11
B
6
P
2
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
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0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
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"Good call babe.. you can do better!"
Avery Bullock
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
-1
B
6
P
-3
F
0
G
4
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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"Sure, everyone knows the CIA invented crack and introduced it to the inner city, but what we never get credit for is malt liquor. Yes, that was us.."