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American Dad utd
"They're like vampires... or the gays! "
"Pen Gun: Mightier than the sword.. Sword gun: Mightier than the Pen Gun."
"Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies!"
"Now, straddle mein bowl! "
"I'll be in mein crapper... aaaw, I'm always in mein crapper."
"I touched her hand, her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I touched her boob! Algebra's awesome! "
"You want to dance, bitch? Let's dance!"
"You may be as beautiful as Kevin Bacon on the outside, but on the inside you're as ugly as Tommy Lee Jones...on the outside"
"You assume this because I'm Asian.. you're a racist!"
"I'm not comparing dads. I'm just saying yours is in his undewear swatting at invisible owls"
"Good call babe.. you can do better!"
"Sure, everyone knows the CIA invented crack and introduced it to the inner city, but what we never get credit for is malt liquor. Yes, that was us.."