Samuel L Jackson Characters
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Block
Break Tackle
From Pulp Fiction: Easily one of his best roles, nominated for an Oscar
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
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Block
Sure Hands
Lucius/Frozone from the The Incredibles is a superhero with an alter ego and Freezing abilities. Here is a quote from this movie
Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
Jackson plays Rev. Fred Sultan a promoter/scam artist for boxer James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper. Here is a quote:
Rev. Fred Sultan: I like you. You have a goal, and you have the balls to reach that goal. You have this blind stupid belief in yourself.
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Sgt. Nathan West: Jackson plays a drill Sgt. and like most real life Drill Sgt. he is hated above all others in the movie Basic. Here is a quote...
Sgt. Nathan West: As some of you may have heard, there is a hurricane warning tonight. Well, Rangers do not wait on good weather. Rangers do not wait for bright sun shiny days. Oh, no. Rangers are trained to operate in the worst possible conditions, and takes those conditions and turns them against their enemies. You each have one rifle, one side arm, and one white phosphorous grenade. This is a live E&E, so please keep those weapons safetied, so you are not to shoot off your nonexistent dicks.
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Shadowing
Coach Carter from a movie of the same name is a hard nosed coach brought in to bring up a team to contention as well as teach them about life... Here is a quote
Coach Ken Carter: I end up taking a road trip to the suburbs where I find my drunk ass point guard on top of Daddy's little princess.
Worm: Actually, I was on the bottom, coach, she was on the top.
Dr Harry Adams from Sphere. an adaptation of a book by Michael Crichton
Dr. Harry Adams: We're all gonna die down here.
Norman Goodman: What?
Dr. Harry Adams: You see? It's curious. Ted did figure it out - time travel. And when we get back, we gonna tell everyone. How it's possible, how it's done, what the dangers are. But then why fifty years in the future when the spacecraft encounters a black hole does the computer call it an 'unknown entry event'? Why don't they know? If they don't know, that means we never told anyone. And if we never told anyone it means we never made it back. Hence we die down here. Just as a matter of deductive logic.
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Ray Arnold is a oft forgotten character from Jurassic Park. I figure there had to be some hobgoblin characters here so here is one.
Ray Arnold: Hold on to your butts.
Doyle Gipson is a man having a bad day in changing lanes.
Doyle Gipson: I wasn't bankrupt yesterday and I'm not bankrupt today!
Ron Cabot: I'm sorry, Mr. Gipson. The computer says you are.
[Doyle takes the computer monitor from the desk and smashes it]
Doyle Gipson: Now it doesn't!
Russell is a minor character who you think is going to lead the cast out of danger, right when he gets eaten
Russell Franklin: You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Jedi from the new star war films Jackson plays Mace Windu...
Mace Windu: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, Chancellor.
Supreme Chancellor: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
Mace Windu: The senate will decide your fate.
Supreme Chancellor: [now speaking as Darth Sidious] I AM the senate!
Mace Windu: Not yet.
[the Chancellor/Darth Sidious rises slowly, and his lightsaber snaps to his hand from his sleeve]
Supreme Chancellor: It's treason, then...
[ignites his lightsaber and leaps over his desk to attack]
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Zeus is from Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Here is a quote
Zeus: Why do you keep calling me Jésus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
John McClane: No, I don't have a problem with that.
The Col from Rules of Engagement
Major Mark Biggs: There are rules and Marines are sworn to uphold them.
Colonel Terry L. Childers: I was not going to stand by and see another Marine die just to live by those fucking rules.