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Ugluk Skull'Krusha
#1
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Sure Hands
Team Captain.
Part of the original line-up, aka The Dirty Dozen.

Perhaps a bit too old for most teams, but when Scruffy asked his old teammate to captain his new project, Ugluk could not refuse.
Despite a heavy limp and a barely functional right hand, Ugluk still is a decent Thrower, relying heavily on years of experience to make up for what his body these days lacks.

But one wonders over this veterans future in the game; Not only did the team loose its first game, but Ugluk also suffered a niggling injury and will miss the second game for the team.
Perhaps some boys just dont know when to quit?
Nazkhargh Grubloota
#2
Blitzer
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Block
Nickname: Naz.
Part of the original Dirty Dozen.
 
Gazdak Gazzrukk
#3
Blitzer
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Block
Nickname: Gazza.
One of the Dirty Dozen.
Gaffrogg Grim'Boy
#4
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Aghrukk
#5
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Yuckmud Duff'Koppa
#6
Lineman
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One of the original line-up, the Dirty Dozen.

Yuckmud works hard along the Skirmish Line, never backs down from a brawl and is not afraid of sticking his head in where it hurts.
A solid teamplayer who does the job.
 
Gogg
#7
Goblin
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Nickname: Booger.
One of the original Dirty Dozen.

Known as The Flying Booger, Gogg is used to being thrown around to create a swift turn-around.
A nasty little critter, Gogg is a fast runner and a quick backstabber.
Grovlem
#8
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Nickname: Grump.
Assisting Captain.
One of the orignal Dirty Dozen.

The oldest player on the roster, Grovlem is as grumpy as old orks come.
With harsh snarls and growls he motivates the rest of the team to do their best in every situation, and if they dont, he'll headbutt them until they do.
 
Ucklum Pop-Eye
#9
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One of the original Dirty Dozen.

Pop-Eye is a mean customer, and that's why Scruffy picked him for the team.
Pop-Eye was chosen for Da 'Ard Knuckles when Scruffy spotted the ork jumping up and down on the remains of a dwarf for three hours after the end of second half; Ten minutes later, a contract had been signed.

When asked what Pop-Eyes role on the team is, Scruffy answers with a sinister grin, "Why, to duff 'em up, o' course".
Looks like the referees will have to keep a close eye on Pop-Eye.
Mad Mongo
#10
Black Orc Blocker
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One of the Dirty Dozen.

Mad Mongo is a straight forward player and enjoys a good headbutt.
The Skirmish Line is his bread and butter and he doesnt care that much about scores or the ball in general.

"I leave da runnin' to da runts", he says and chuckles, "If yu ask me, a proper greenskin should smash 'eads and crush kneecaps. So dat's wha' Im doin'... An' I luv it!".

Voted as Team MVP after Da 'Ard Knuckles first game and was sent off the pitch by the Referee in the second game for a Foul, one has to assume that Mad Mongo truly loves what he's doing.
 
Bert
#11
Troll
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Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Nickname: Dimwit.
One of the original Dirty Dozen.

Likes to eat, likes to brawl and likes to sleep... Even during games...And not necessarily in that order.

With perhaps the best throwing arm to ever emerge out of Eckenwald Forrest, Bert was easily recognized as a potential star by Scruffy, Da Gobbo Manager, while scouting for players during a raid on the human village of Eckendorf.
Bert displayed a good throwing arm as he pounded the human fort with rocks and when he then continued on to knock the wall down with an impressive headbutt, Scruffy knew he had to sign a contract with the troll.
Whagh-Durk Da Grotstompa
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Black Orc Blocker
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Nickname: Stompy.
Part of the original line-up, the Dirty Dozen.

At 8 feet, Whagh-Durk is a truly frightening character, and when you look at the size of his boots, you quickly realize why he was nicknamed "Stompy".

Perhaps only an average player at first glance, but Scruffy, team-manager, defends his choice for Blocker.
"Stompy getz da job done. 'E doesnt dodge or try an' run in circles", Scruffy says while scratching between his pegleg and what's left of his leg. "Stompy runs straight fer da opponents big ladz an' gives 'em a row o' knuckles as soon as de game iz on. On da pitch 'e's always pushin' the other ladz to do as much 'arm as possible to the other grods. 'E's a teamplayer, an' yu cant win wiv'out those".
 
Snikwort
#13
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Skills
Nickname: Snik.

Was hired as #13 to the team after Game 1 when it was horribly apparent that the team needed substitutes when ever "wun o' da boyz" got clobbered.

Did not exactly stand out in his first performance, but didnt do any worse than any of his team-mates.
Snik has shown that he has a place on the roster and will hopefully turn into a great asset to Da 'Ard Knuckles.