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Spinespur Superstars
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Mr. Jingles
Called one of the most treacherous men in Spinespur, Mr. Jingles controls the streets and holds a place in the Senate of Spinespur. Short tempered, alcoholic, lecherous, filthy, racist and drug addicted are some of the nicer descriptors people have used when describing this despicable....... Man.
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Sure Hands
A savage little man with a gruesome obsession. The Handyman is a master of the sneak attack. Stalking his prey the diminutive terror slashes at the back of his opponents knees to limit their mobility and when they are immobilized he removes their hands as trophies of his kill.
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Molotov's are dangerous weapons that will consume friend or foe alike in a splash of petrol fueled agony. Large areas suddenly engulfed in flame without a second thought. A great way to dissuade an opponent from bunching up his forces.
In the wilds of Spinespur there lurks a beast of such ferocity that many in Spinespur have grown to fear any canine noise they hear. Twice the size of a man with three heads and claws that can tear a man in two the Cerebeast has earned its reputation ten times over.
Pigskin
From the Slaughterhouse hidden somewhere out in the Tainted fields comes Senator Pigskin! A brutal killer who wears a rotting pigs head over his own for reasons that are beyond most men. With his meat hooked chain and cleaver in hand Pigskin leads the demented Creeps of the Slaughterhouse into battle where they butcher the enemy like helpless swine.
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As one of the three wraith-like Cardinals that serve the Anti-Pope, Cardinal Falcifer weilds the wicked Parched Blade against all who dare stand against the Dark Faith. With each death he causes this spirit of Mayhem is able to replenish his strength on the battlefield and spread the hatred of the Dark Faith to all.
One of the 13 Senators Doctor Akron is a brilliant man with a dark secret. The good doctor stitches together lifeless limbs and is able to reanimate them into beings with a dark intelligence all their own, but when the good doctor becomes angry his darker side manifests in the form of a feral beast and takes the doctor over body and soul.
Tharsis ran afoul of Cerebeast and our three-headed love-puppy decided to keep her! She's left the Marstan Maidens and is now in a far better place.
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