"Big, tough, strong. Thems the words I'm using to describe my boy here. He's got some legs, and if he just happens to get a ball in his hands he knows what to do with it. But don't go giving him any more credit than that" -Zpargle Punchouse

Some people think Rosie may have been an amazon, that was persuaded to play for the victory, others believe that she was recruited from some league way up in Norsca. Either quandry has been met with violent rejection by Hellheim herself, but no matter which way you see it, she's on her way up.

"Well, you need someone to go in there who knows his head from a ball when Slamowitz is out on some bender. This sack just happens to be that guy." -Zpargle Punchouse

With his trusty smokes, and flask of Bugman's best in hand "Iron" Joe Slamowitz takes to the field each game. His temperment may be bad, and his breath offensive, but he's got a cannon arm, and an eye for tactics. He may not have many games left in his old bones, but he's got what it takes to make them count.

"When he's sober he manages to put in a good game." -Zpargle Punchouse

"Damn kids' a criminal, shoplifting and the like. Though all that fleeing authority made him quite the nimble player. Can't say much for his team work." -Zpargle Punchouse

At age 10 Mina saw her first Blood Bowl match, though just a damsel in training in her home in Bretonnia. Mina soon fled her life of riches to persue her dream of being a Blood Bowl star. Rumors say that Zpargle Punchouse payed her way out of a caravan master's pocket, and that her place on the team is one of servitude. But, Mina couldn't be happier, she finally made it to the pitch.

CEO of Mankite industries.

"That man's a bit off his rocker. Got rumors about him burning down old folks' homes, and kicking babies. If half of it's any true he shouldn't be such a slacker." -Zpargle Punchouse