25/01/08: Freaky Biggs carried Dumbbell on his shoulders during the lap of honour after the Hormone's 11th match, a 2-0 victory vs. the Krackjaw Orcs. Dumbbell proved his mettle by gloriously slaying a Black Orc in the 2nd half.

Dumbbell is a numbskull

Super Pump used to be a gigalo before contraceptive was the done thing. Now he plays Blood Bowl to help feed his 37 illegitimate children.

31/01/08: Superpump ages on his first skill roll begetting -1ag and guard.

Infinite Reps got off to a great career start when in her first game she intercepted a clearance pass near the end zone and ran in the TD on the final turn of the game to pull back a last minute 2-2 draw for the Hormones.

Author of a successful muscle building program Charles takes to the Blood Bowl feild as a shining example to the kids that drugs aren't always the answer.

The team joker, during drinking sessions Gym Humour often tells hours of "in" jokes pertaining to health and fitness that put the rest of the team in stitches (they should really get out a bit more).

The only vegetarian on the team, Ample Ruffage relies on vast quantities of veg pumped with HGH and anabolic steroids to maintain his rippling muscles.

Jakob is the lynchpin of the team, not as ripped but a bit more flexible. Jakob holds it together from the backfeild and has had a good start to the season including a TD.



(UPDATE)28/01/08: Jakob scored two TD's vs. High Elves in the 13th game and is now being recognised as an emerging star.
{UPDATE)Jakub quaffs a potion to recover from niggling injuries. Now he's back in the game let's see where his career goes from here.
{UPDATE} Jakob picked up an injury in an out of hand ninth game where the ref was gagged and HGH took a heavy beating from fouls.

The butt of all the teams jokes, Scrawny is the only member of the team that doesnt go to the gym. Scrawny is something of a team mascot who they carry around to show, by comparison, the amazing bulk of the rest of the squad.

Maxine and Stacks are the teams star couple both on and off the pitch. The original HGH blitzers founded the team and bankrolled it using the profits from their successful scam business: "adamantium abs without the excercise" which they advertised in comics for nerdy youngsters.

No amount of crippling injuries is enough to convince Hardcore Stacks to stop playing Blood Bowl. It was Stacks who got this team off the ground and he's in for life, no matter how much of a toll it takes on his legs.

Due to an admin error Flex Ability has had her name mispelt on the database, she practises running everyday so when she finally meets the man responsible for this, he won't get away!

Update: Impressive 2 TD's scored in the 4th game of the season vs. Hoethian Harriers, in the Hormones' first win of the season- score 2-1.

26/01/08: The Ultimate average line player. She doesnt stand out just blends in and does her job. As of game 11 Ultimate Endurance has yet to earn any SPP.

Kevin Biggs used to be a man before he joined a clinical trial of extreme muscle building drugs. During the trial he had a severe reaction and suddenly mutated to ogre-like proportions. Now the monster known as Freaky Biggs is all that remains of poor Kevin.

Drafted in after game 8 to provide more "line fodder".

Drafted in after game 8 to provide more "line fodder".

Karl has taken body building to the next level. He is pervertedly ripped like no other, the Hormones just had to have him on the team. Hungus was signed after game 14 when Lino Ten Beers retired to the coaching staff.