(UPDATE)31/01/08: Alecto is proving to be the more supple variety of beast. Perhaps she can compensate for Typhon's awful ball handling skills.

Jocasta looks like your mum!

25/01/08: Despite claiming to have learned sure hands Typhon fumbled the ball no less than 4 times in his first match with the "skill"

24/01/08: Typhon has developed into the teams playmaker after a defining game vs. Mordor Knitting Club where he set up Heracles with a TD from an incomplete but good enough short pass and also rushed his own TD home at the end of the 2nd half.

Oedipus let his mother down horribly by failing to gore a witch elf who was the only thing between him and a TD; another 0-0 draw.

05/09/08: Tros was truly terrible and now he is dead terrible - BUT WAIT - it was all just a dream, the match was never finished and Tros remains in the land of the living (unfortunately)

01/09/08: Tros continues his streak of terribleness by failing to pick up the ball before being gored by a Nurgle Beastman who smashed Tros's ribs in game 10.

On his debut performance Tros the Terrible got knocked out in the first turn and spent the rest of the match in the dugout.